Random wonders, memes, and an existential crisis or twelve

Sarcastic/Exsitential/Random Quotes

"I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words."

"You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Someone's losing a trailer, number one." Robin Williams, Actor

"If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

"What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."

"I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I go normal from time to time."

"Never mistake my silence for weakness. Nobody plans a murder out loud."

"I became insane with long periods intervals of horrible sanity." Edgar Allen Poe, Writer

"Have some fun with your life. Call in sick to places you don't even work at."

"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks."

"What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful."

"I like sleeping because it's like being dead without the commitment."

"Not a single one of my multiple personalities like you."

"For Halloween, I'm going to be emotionally stable. No one is going to know it's me."

"I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster."

"I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK." – Anonymous

"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say." – Anonymous

"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy." – Robert Anthony

"Now if you'll excuse me... today's bad decisions aren't going to make themselves." – Anonymous

"It is sometimes easier to be happy if you don't know everything." – Alexander Mccall Smith

"I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself." – Anonymous

"If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me."

"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."

"Sarcasm: because arguing with stupid people just wouldn't be as much fun."

"Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years."

"Just because the voices only talk to me doesn't mean you should get all jealous. You're just a little too crazy for their taste."

"Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."

"I'm not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane."