'baby' rants

S2 E1

omg i thought chiara was gonna go meet someone again

damiano who are you running from. maybe it's a nightmare. wait i bet it's acc a nightmare and he thinks that's what fiore is gonna do. no my child don't cry.

ludo and chiara best not fight again

no tell me i'm not seeing. dude give her her money

aww fabio, those homophobes ain't got shit on you.

not more homophobic twats

man if yall don't go make out somewhere else i'll get all the other single people to jump you both.

yuhh go damiano.

ludovica's new glasses look so good on her :). i think i low-key have a crush on her.

oop ludo ur mum gave you a weird look when you said he...

oml fiore leave my guy damiano tf alone or i'll gladly take my time shanking you.

damiano is low-key cute tho. i swear everyone here is hot.

faTheR sOn boNdiNg. anyways stan damiano for clear skin. noo he's having ptsd :(

ooh people really like 'emma'

aww this little group is so cool.

and they didn't invite me? fucking rude. that looks cool tho. i wanna go swimming now

not ludo fifth wheeling. i'll be ur date ludo 🥴😗

ok but i ship alessandro and fabio sm. they already seem so cute together

oh shit not consulente knowing saverio is dead. that's acc kinda scary.

wait i just realised it's a full moon. noo poor rem rem🥲

oml i will shank you if you don't stop making out

not damiano calling my girlfriend strange. what her deal none of ur business that's what.

wait was that a dream? tf?! wait it fucking waS wasn't it.

i like vanessa she seems cool :) i feel like we'd get along

ohh hell naw brando leave fabio the fuck alone or i will slit ur throat. dip shit go away. i know your secretly gay. u give off way fruity vibes and i'm hella fruity so i should know.

man this fugly idiot. can't u leave fabio alone huh.

vanessa tf is this. u know what i'll forgive u bc damiano didn't tell u he had a gf.

ahh this is why i love ludo. yk what yes let's go get some rn

wait i didn't know this. why did i think he never officially broke up with her. yeahhh forget what i said about forgiving u fuck off.

ok but can someone please tell me how that guy found out it's acc creepy.

dude now we can not do anything later.

okay wtf is alberto dating ludos mum?!

bitch you may be head master but that does not give u the right to be getting into students' business. this guy rlly tryna act like her dad 😬

fucking hate fiore. but like if damiano tells the judge he crashed so saverio wouldn't rape ludo maybe he could get less of a sentence

tbh i can't see any reason why we shouldn't just murder fiore

wait what honey? is he confused or sum

huh?! consulente as in the guy who some how knows saverio is dead. how long has it been since i watched this

hey this guy has morals?! wow that's not something you see much with the adults in here

ok that might not have been the best hiding place ludo

um wtf brando you been spying on ludo?!

brando is actually disgusting man. put your tongue back in your mouth before i chop it off.  wait what i was not expecting that. yk as much as i hate niccoló and brando that was actually rlly funny. ykw never mind the fuck transphobic twat

omd i did not come here to see ppl doing this all the time

wait omg i knew it. i knew brando like fabio. fabio don't you have a boyfriend. boy you better stop

why do i feel like fiore is gonna try to find ludo and chiara now

chiara what you doing on that bridge. oh

oh shit. ludo run