'baby' rants

S1 E1

ahh lorenzo ily

yeah nico get up. and get a fucking shirt on

bestie u gotta eat. listen to your mum.

ooh who's this

i swear teachers will always say shit like this. all that shit about helping you get ur dreams. yh def not

come on give him his seat

girl u tryna cheat on ur test u acting a lil sus

wait r u trying to fill in the answers what r u doing

who's crying 🥸

are you okay. wait y u laughing. oh so we slamming the door on me now

loool guess we all tryna cheat on our tests now.

oh it's some sort of permission slip

tf harsh. well good acting ig

wait nico what u doing is that ur girlfriend. nico ur cheating aren't u?!

lol lemme guess principals son

bitch pudding bowl wtf

um i'm actually disappointed in myself for how quickly i understood that. i spend way too much time on this app...

is she like a p*rn star or sum. oop

u wanna give in ur forged permission slip now

i tried listening to it in english and honestly it sounded disgusting.

cute bike...

bitch what one episode in and we already have this shady shady going on

yuhh yoga

hmm

aw mother daughter bonding

but there not blue?

stop bullying him

fabio shush #feministsunite.

bruh the audacity if you don't get out of here fucking smoking in the middle of dinner

chiara that's a really pretty name

loll you guys are hilarious

ooh her names ludovica. does everyone in this have pretty names. maybe Italian names are pretty

boi how you just gone leave her standing there. she asked u for a kiss at least say no

bruh dude just tell her you wanna break up and stop cheating

lolll get him camilla

bruh wtf you guys r really getting in to that like there's a minor over there. get a motherfucking room

yeah she caught you i hope your proud of yourself

break up with her or i'll tell her ur cheating 😊

i legit can't understand a word of this song but it sounds cool so i like it. maybe i should learn Italian.

#skaterboy #damianotheskaterboy

i like damiano's name

chiara has such a pretty laugh

aww cute

is this the start of a new friendship

cool car

me when i drive my first car

Italian is such a cool language

huh wtf. lol city my ass

is everyone here cheating on something. honestly same but yk school

no bestie that not ok

wait your separated but still legally married?

hello damiano

ahh ludovica looks so pretty here. i'm gonna start calling her ludo

bitch leave ludo alone, ur bf is cheating on u. ew r u like one of them mean popular girls

you taking shots without me? fucking rude

bruh why u starting beef at your own party

dude leave damiano alone

i acc love ludo. she seems fun

uhmm wtf. is that ludo

this bitch. i will acc slap if you don't get that smug look off ur ugly face

bitch stfu is this cus ur bf don't love u

yess ludo. get her bestie

nico fuck off

bitch why u coughing she grabbed your hair not your throat

dude don't break that persons car do u even know who's it is

wait is fabio smoking. i'll tell your dad

wtf man ur gonna break it. it's not even yours

lol chiara sounds like she's talking to a dog

chiara i don't think u understood what he meant :(

poor damiano

why is she singing about hair? i like her singing tho

aww such a gentleman. actually minus the gentle lol

why did u hesitate so much

bruh the hoodie

wait i just noticed ludo's neck tattoo

cool club

fabio no he's obviously trying to steal your bike

see what i said!

ew creepy guys staring

bitch no they're minors make money another way

fruit juice

camilla shut up. people make sex tapes all the time but it's supposed to be a private thing idem what happened but i can tell ludo didn't want to show that. we should be going after whoever did not her.

chiara don't agree with her. hey dont be a hoe, u don't deserve ludo

wait episode 1 is already finished