Hotel Transylvania (Dracula X Reader)

Chapter Four: flying tables and Quasimodo kidnapping

We are walking to the ballroom. But Dracula was too angry to notice that he is still only in a towel, and my face was still bright red. He was way ahead of us. He opened the doors and flicked the lights on when he noticed that he was in a towel and changed back into his clothing. Johnny walked angrily into the ballroom while I came in pretty calm, even though my head was going into overload with thoughts.

I can't believe you two stuck around, man. You don't get it. Bad things are coming your way. I've got to get my thoughts together. Okay. You see these tables? You can spend the entire day pulling them out and placing them, "party planners."

Fantastic. Now we're trapped here. Now I know how your daughter feels.

Come on, Johnny, let's do what he says. Johnny was already pulling a table when it started scratching the floor. When Drac said frustrated, "Enough! Enough! Stop! Go to a corner, you're in a timeout!"

"Timeout? I'm a grown man!" Johnny exclaimed.

Dracula pushed him into a corner with his magic and let him suck on his thumb.

"A timeout, really?! He didn't do anything wrong this time," I pointed out.

"Shut up, or you can do the same thing as him," Drac said.

"Oh, really? Says who?" I asked.

"Says me," he said, glaring at me. I glared back at him.

I had an idea, so I walked away and towards Johnny while Drac was telling the tables where to go. "Okay. Table 57, please move to position 23. Whoa. That is cool. Face the wall. 17 to 48. 16 to 47. 19 to 50."

"Awesomeness," Johnny said.

Just let me do my work," Drac said and continued to direct tables 29 to 35, 42 to 18, and 10 to 44.

I came up to Johnny and whispered to him, "Hey, grab a table, and let's show him what fun is."

"Good idea, Y/N." Johnny counted some tables, and I did the same. Luckily, Drac didn't notice us. "17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23," Johnny said, counting. "36 up!" Johnny called out while I said, "39 up!"

Dracula did notice us and sent tables our way: 31 to 36 and 19 to 39. The tables came flying our way, and Johnny and I fell onto some tables. He landed on 24, and I landed on 29 with a groan. "24 up!" Johnny shouted. "Ow, now it's on!"

Now it's definitely on! 29 up!" I said while Johnny and I flew past Drac while we were flying on the tables and giggling to each other. Drac was nowhere to be seen.

"Where'd you go, Grandpa?" Johnny said.

"Come on, Drac, where'd you go? Don't be a sourpuss," I said. He came in front of our faces and said, "Don't freak out, gravity face. Eat our dust, gray fangs!" Johnny and I said at the same time.

"56 and 43, to my side. Prepare to cry, Billy Backpack and Pale Face," Drac said to us, and I said, "You're the one to talk, Drac. You're going to eat your own words." I jumped off my table and went over Drac, and landed on my table again. Drac went after Johnny since he was way closer to him than me. "That's how we do it! Half-pipe, baby!" Johnny said.

"Heck yeah, let's go, Johnny!" I said.

"Whatever," said Drac with a smirk on his face. Drac was closing in on us, but because we could maneuver around easily, he was not able to catch us. He then got an idea. "27, 45, 65, 76, 48, block their path. Block their path!" Tables were flying forward and made a wall. Drac was laughing, and he thought he got us pinned, but Johnny and I were smart, and we went through one of the gaps that the tables had. "Whoa-ho!" Johnny and I jumped table to table, and we got on a table of our own again.