"SHUT UP YOU PEASANT! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF BREATHING MY AIR" he screamed in my face.
Obamas knight swarmed the room and surrounded me
"OBAMA THE GREAT WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO WITH THIS IMPOSTER??" They asked aggressively
"THY ARE SUS *Among Us Sounds* WE NEED TO EXECUTE THY RIGHT AWAY"
"ON IT SIR" they reply in rapid speed.
Oh god what have I done to myself, I didn't dare to say a word around these people I just watched as they cuffed me and dragged me out of the room. Then finally broke the silence
"Uhm, where are we going??" I asked.
"We are going to the "promised neverlands" where they will murder you by throwing you onto a pit of fire!!!"
"Well, that's a way to go" I whispered to myself.
Obama and his knights toddle away with me to go a land of far far away where they will meet Shrek
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They wandered through dry deserts, rough terrains and snowy mountain when finally they reach the land of Far Far Away. They walked into the large city to see people dancing around, It is now when you realise Shrek is going to visit Fiona's parents, people gathered around singing and dancing to the wedding song (Funkytown)
"Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it Talk about, talk about, talk about movin'
Gotta move on Gotta move on Gotta move on
A-won't you take me to Funkytown? Won't you take me to Funkytown? Won't you take me to Funkytown? Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown? Won't you take me to Funkytown? Won't you take me to Funkytown? Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it Talk about, talk about, talk about movin'
Gotta move on Gotta move on Gotta move on
(Won't you take me to) Funkytown? (Won't you take me to) Funkytown? (Won't you take me to) Funkytown? (Won't you take me to) Funkytown?
(Won't you take me down to Funkytown?)
(Won't you take me down...)"
"Oh isn't this lovely, I get to witness Shrek and Fiona's parents meeting on the way to my death bed" I claim
"SHUT UP" the knight's yell "YOU MAY NOT SPEAK"
I zip my mouth shut immediately before they decide anything else.
