We finally made it to Alabama, not long until I will be executed... its so sad the way I have to go.
they seem so happy together smiling their beautiful smiles... I am so jealous of Patrick, he's so perfect and he's with the perfect man.
just maybe If I do something to attract the Alabama folk they will help me, what a great idea.
"HEY!! YOU OVER THERE!! WITH THE GHURL"
"Yes?" The man replies
"Can you help me? these people kidnapped me and want to execute me now"
"depends"
"what do you mean depends??? MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT FAR UNTIL I WILL BE EXECTUTED" I scream
I look over at the love birds are realise they can't hear me because of such a magical scene they had together.
"please... will you hold a poor sinners hand"
the ghurl beside him reaches out to grab my hand until I blurt out
"It was a phrase, I didn't mean literally :/"
she seems highly offended when I say that when she turns around and storms away.
"Hey babe wait" he yells to her
"sorry if I offended her"
"oh it ok she's just...... did somebody say kfc?"
"wha--"
suddenly icona pop launches out of a bushes and starts singing
"I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridgeI don't care, I love it
I don't careI got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridgeI don't care, I love it
I don't careYou're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way
You want me down on Earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the '70s, but I'm a '90s bitchI love it
I love itI got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridgeI don't care, I love it
I don't care, I love it, I love it
I don't care, I love it
I don't careYou're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way
You want me down on Earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the '70s, but I'm a '90s bitchI don't care, I love it
I don't care, I love it, I love it
I don't care, I love it
I don't care, I love it, I love it
I don't care
I love it"
why do people keep singing... it's a terrible day to be singing a song, terrible, terrible, terrible"
