2 inches apart

part 2

[At night,it's dinner time.team MPT are sitting in a circle around the fire]
CC:maza aa gaya.Wese sach bataye?Yeh fish toh pehle bahut bar kha chuke hai.Lekin aaj kuch zaida hi tasty lag rahi hai
AS:woh isiliye kyunki aaj yeh fish apne khud  mehnat karke pakda hai.Aur khana bhi toh hum sab mil kar saath me banaya hai na?
SS:Mera ek question tha!Hum sidha resort me kyun nehi gaye?Toh itna mehnat bhi nehi karni padhti
AS:Pehle humme bataiye,aaj ek hi din me aap kya kya sikha hai?
SS:Bahut kuch.Fishing karna, Tent banana,lakdi me khana pakana...
AS:Aur restort me kya yeh sab sikhne ko milta?
PS:kabhi nehi!
AS:Dekhiye,hum police hai.Har haal me humme sab kuch ke liye tayiar rehna chahiye.Aaj yaha aap log sirf picnic hi nehi manaya,prashikhan bhi le liya.
SS:superb sir!Aap genious ho!
KS:accha,toh yeh challa tha apke deemag me?picnic ke naam pe training karwana?
[AS smiles]
PS:woh sab toh thik hai,par maddam sir kaha hai?
[HM is talking to commissioner sir on phone]
HM:sir aap chinta maat kijiye.Kaam ho jayega!hum bas raat ka intezaar kar rahe hai.Yaha sab log unke paas hai,abhi kaise kare?
[JA's assistant hear everything.He goes to JA]
Assistant:Sir,humme lagta hai Haseena mallik bhi kisi mission ke liye aye hai
JA:Doesn't matter!Humare samne jeet nehi sakta!
Assistant:Humme lagta hau woh Dsp ko marna chahte hai
Assistant:accha?phir toh anubhav ko grateful hona chahiye.unke apno se hum unhe bachana chahte hai!haha!Yaad rakhna anubhav humme zinda chahiye.Zaida intezaar nehi kar sakte hum.
Assistant:Toh kya kare sir?
JA:F=kma se K ko kaise hataya jaa sakta hai?
Assistant:K=1 hoga toh
JA:Exacyly, humme k hatana padega
Assistant:matlab?
JA:matlab,Sabko distract karna padega.

[Near the fire.They r singing together]
All:hum hai nayee,andaz kyun hai purana....
Billu:Yeh boredom kab tak chalega?Competition honi chahiye,competition!
CC:haan,humare paas pillow hai.Chalo,khelte hai
Billu:nehi, iss game ko unique karne ke liye hum pillow nehi,yeh patthar istemaal karenge!
KS:accha?toh khel humse shure hoga.Pehle ye tumhare sar pad hum madenge aur phir tum khelne layek bachoge,toh khelna?yeh aur bhi unique hua na?
[Billu quickly throws the stone away]
SS:mere paas better idea hai.Yeh dekhiye
[She brings a bowl with chits]
SS:yaha jiss chit me jo likha hoga humme woh hi karna padega.Ok?
HM:hum nehi khelenge..
SS:nehi nehi,aap ese bhag nehi jaa sakte. Uthaiye chit
[HM picks one in spite of not having the will and then each of them picks one by one]
SS:pushpa ji,aap bujurg hai.Aap se shuru karte hai
PS:kya matlab burjurg hai?t..tum sabse choti ho,tum shuru karo
SS:ok!
[SS opens her chit.She reads it out]
SS:Do an acting of your idol
[AS chuckles]
SS:koi baat nehi.Cheeteh, tu mujhe help kar!
CC:zarur,santoo ji!aapke liye kuch bhi...(Thinking)shayad propose karega....
Santoji hum aa rahe hai...
[They stand up for acting.SS clears her thorat]
SS:Agaar humme shaadi karni hi hoti,toh aap se behtar jivan saathi humme iss duniya me milta hi nehi!
[HM&AS look at each other and blush]
CC:wah!santo ji,ka line chuna hai humme bolne ke liye...🙈🙈
SS:humara saubhagya hota agaar aap humare jivan saathi hoti..
CC:Santu ji!!🙈🙉
apke aur humare beech sirf siddhanto ki deewar hai!
CC:wah..santoo ji...ek second yeh ka keh diya apne?🥺
SS:mai tujhe thodi bol rahi hoon?acting kar rahi hoon baas...
CC:lekin humme toh dil me jaa kar lagi!
wese dsp sir apka idol hai?
SS:always!
[AS feels proud]
CC:Toh dsp sir ka kitna accha accha dialogue thaa yehi kyun chuna?
SS:Kyun ki yeh bahut unique hai na cheeteh!!wese tu chahe toh holi me maddam sir aur dsp sir last wala scene acting kar sakte hai...
CC:thik hai....aye nehi nehi...nehiiiiiiii!!!!😰😰😰last me toh rejection hota hai!
PS:Thik hai,thik hai.Aab kiski badi?
SS:umm...karishma maddam?
KS:haan haan,dekh rahe hai
[She opens the chit but she does read it]
KS:Nehi,humme yeh nehi karna...
PS:Kyun dar gayiii?
KS:Pushpa ji, yeh acting kare toh apka hi beizzati hoga...
PS:Humara?wese woh toh hoga hi...humara bahu itna overacting jo karte hai...
[KS brings a dupatta and wear it on]
KS:bahurani!Chaye ban gayi?Hey bholenaath!Ek ghanta ho gaya,abhi tak sadharan sa chaye nehi bana paya?humara toh bhaag hi phoot gaye!Socha tha bahu aur nikla bahubali!!Humse sikhiye,lalla ke pappa ko kitni pyaar se khana bana de te thee hum(ishh bgm)
[She does PS's iconic shy wala dance]
PS:kitna overacting karta hai
KS:haan,chit me likha tha Pushpa ji ka acting karna.maan liya na?aap overacting karte hai?
PS:bilkool nehi,woh toh ese karte hai
[She again dances in shy]
(isshh bgm)
CC:bapre bap!
SS:sir,aab aapki badi!
[AS unfolds the chit and readd out]
AS:shayari?um..humee lagta hai yeh haseena ji ka chit hai.
HM:kyun?aap boliye na ek shayari
AS:nehi,nehi,humse nehi hoga
SS:plz,sir, ek!
CC:haan,sir..ek shayari
AS:nehi hoga humse!
HM:Ek din ek raat
chune thee pyaar ka haath
hazaro sapne boone thee
Ese hi chod diya humara saath?
AS:haan!Ek din ek raat
Inn akhon se hui thi humara sarvanash
Nazar hataya toh kya chupaya yaha?
Aaj bhi jan paate kash...
[Rest of them are listening to them being fascinated]
HM:Ho jaay agaar aaj ishq ki maut
maangoo kya maafi?
AS:maut hoga toh iss ashique ki
ishq zinda rahe yeh hi hai kaafi
HM:ek din ek raat,kya phir milenge do rooh?
AS:haan,hum milenge bhi,
aap honge bhi humare roobaroo
[They keep staring.All of them clap and this makes them to feel hesitate]
CC:wah,wah!
[KS thinks about those lines.Why were they talking about death?]
SS:maddam sir,aap
[HM unfolds and it was a surprise for her.There was written-Propose your opposite gender]
PS:kya hua maddam sir?kya likha hai?
CC:(whispering to SS)ka likha tha santo ji?
SS:dhamaka!!
AS:haseena ji,aab apko toh karna padega
HM:haan..woh...hum...
SS:come on maddam sir,you can do it!maddam sir!maddam sir
All:maddam sir!maddam sir!
HM:ok,ok!try kar rahe hai....
[She takes a deep breath.She was going to tell but suddenly she notices somebody is aiming a gun at AS from the bushes]
HM:Anubhav sir!
[She throws the pillow at AS and the bullet makes the pillow bursts.AS coughs.KS does not delay.She quickly takes out her gun]
KS:iski mayiya ki sasu mayiya?kaun hai be?
[AS&HM also get ready with their gun.HM notices one person running away]
HM:ruko!
[KS,without delay, runs after him shooting.But unfortunately, he escapes]
HM:jiska dar tha woh hi ho raha hai!
AS:matlab woh yeh kahi hai
KS:kaun hai?maddam sir,hum aab 100% sure ho gaye hai,ki kuch toh hai jo aap log chupa rahe hai humse.Aab toh batana hi padega!
AS:bata dijiye,haseenaji
HM:Toh suniye