Short Mew/Gulf fics

🔞/crack "what you doin?"

Based on this art from @kanaasoup ⬆️⬆️

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Hazard's POV:

"Ahhm... Mew!" 

Ears perked and licking stopped abruptly.

In an instant Hazard's little snout came peaking over the couch and he wondered what his daddies were doing without him this time! 

He hadn't heard much for a while and thought they had gone to sleep so he had started to maintain his soft fur before he would also doze off but right now it seemed as if creaking came from the bedroom.

What was that?

His curiosity got the best of him and he jumped of the couch and ran to the door.

He pushed it open with his nose and peaked around the corner...

"They better not be snacking without me!" He thought. 

The room was dark but the creaking and moaning sounds that he had heard werestill present and it seemed to come from the top of the bed. It must be hella delicious if they were moaning like that!

Very carefully he sneaked to the bed.

He nearly got a heart attack when he saw garments fall from the it, almost crushing him but he avoided them with ease.

He was even more curious now. What was going on there on top!

His butt wiggled and his paws stood steady. His focus was on one smooth jumb on the bed. 

3.

2.

1. Nailed it!

He couldn't wait to see what his daddies were snacking on!

But, where were the snacks? Why were they on top of eachother? He cocked his head and watched what was happening. 

They probably didn't even see him here...

His eyes went to something dangling from Gulf’s leg. What was that?

He curiously inched closer, snout pushed forward until...

"Oh God right there Mew..! Hmmmm..." 

Hazard jumped a bit from those yells and stepped back and sat down at the end of the bed. Licking his paw to clean his nose. 

"So good... aahh!"

The dangling thing by now fallen of his daddy's leg and had landed on the floor next to the bed.

He starting to sway, the bed he was sitting on was moving up and down. Up and down. He had to sit tight or he would fall over!

He was by now certain it wasn't candy they were eating!

One was on top and moving his hips vigourisly and the other had his legs wrapped around them and heels digging into the others ass.

Where they fighting?! 

He instantly stood up and charged at Mew’s leg and dug his tiny teeth into his heel!

"No one was allowed to fight his daddy!"

"Aahh! What the hell!!" Mew cried out and pushed Hazard off his foot. 

"That's what you get!" Hazard meowed at him.

"How long has he been sitting there?!" Gulf whisper yelled. "I'm so embarrassed!"

Hazard was ready to charge again but his legs left the bed and he was picked up.

"Nothing for you to see here litte man" Mew chuckled to Hazards dismay. He hissed but couldn't do much any further. The door was opened and he was sat down outside the room and the door shut in his face. 

"They better not be fighting again!" He thought and scratched the door and meowed desperately. He needed to safe his human!!

It was quiet for some time after that and he waited a bit more but eventually ran back to the couch again to continue mantain his fur thinking they had made up finallyBut eventually the sounds and voices started again but the door was closed tightly and how desperately he was scratching and meowing they wouldn't let him in anymore...

The End...