Muggleborn Oneshots

Mudblood

"You're nothing but a stupid little mudblood," Malfoy said.
The young muggleborn girl angrily uses a minor cutting spell on her hand, just enough to make it bleed. Then, she wipes her blood on his face.
Suddenly, to Malfoy's surprise, she starts singing.
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place
The other muggleborns in the area, and some halfbloods, start circling Malfoy.
*stomp**stomp**clap*
We will, we will, rock you *clap*
*stomp**stomp**clap*
We will, we will, rock you *clap*
*stomp**stomp**clap*
At this point, Malfoy is terrified. Are they doing some sort of muggle damning ritual? Is he going to hell?
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place
*stomp**stomp**clap*
We will, we will rock you, sing it!
*stomp**stomp**clap*
We will, we will rock you, yeah
Buddy, you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with your eyes, gonna get you some peace someday
You got mud on your face, big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place, do it!
We will, we will rock you, yeah, yeah, come on
We will, we will rock you, alright, louder!
We will, we will rock you, one more time
We will, we will rock you
Yeah
The muggleborns and halfbloods are still circled around Malfoy, who almost looks like he's having a panic attack. They do three more *stomp**stomp**clap*'s in sync, before they all just leave the circle and go on with their day as if nothing had happened.