Slowly, one by one, remove blankets from the Min Yoongi pile.
This step should be followed word-to-word, because, you mess up— the pillow hits your face.
Although Jin has always said that Sorah and he don't need to fear Yoongi at all because the brown-haired would never throw a pillow at them— this guide is made in the interest of the public.
Kim Taehyung and Park Jimin a.k.a the said public.
Tip #1: In spite of Yoongi being a nesting creature, removing all the blankets at once will cause shock and irritation.
This has happened before— Sorah had ended up being a victim of the infamous psychological warfare, the silent treatment™.
It is a powerful tactic, indeed.
Listen here, the infamous story of Kim Taehyung getting hit by the pillows.
It wasn't particularly a free day, but not tightly scheduled either. The fatigue from all the filming the previous day resulted in everyone literally falling asleep in the nearest comfortable place. For Jimin and Jungkook, it turned out to be the floor— who knows what happens in this household.
Anyway, in the morning when the boys woke up with a hungry stomach— they decided to order food. "Taehyung, go call Yoongi Hyung," Jhope tells the younger one.
"No, why me?"
"Why not you?"
"Because . . . I care for my life?" Taehyung deadpans, making Jimin snicker. "He's not a monster or something, why are you being this way?" the latter said.
"Right," Jin points at Jimin, "If that's the case, Jimin you go call him,"
Jimin stills, eyes wide, "No, why me?"
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FanfictionHaving trouble waking your Min Yoongi up? You have just come to the right place! Lee Sorah is here to your rescue with a handwritten seven-step guide that has been tested by the rest of the bangtan. This guide comes along with a few tips and tricks...