Stardew Valley headcanons and one shots

Misc. headcanons/rambles

Bachelors;

Harvey:
-Ah yes the lovable doctor, he's a total softie.

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-I feel like he'd enjoy teaching you stuff but not in a super condescending way, he somehow makes you feel like an equal even though he's teaching you lmao.

-If the farmer likes something like woodwork/whatever it's called when you make stuff with metal and soldiering and stuff ykyk? make him a mode plane pLease he would love it and it would totally sit by his radio <3

-I feel like he's totally one of those people who don't hate their birthday, like it'd be nice if you remembered but, especially at first, he doesn't want a big celebration or anything. Man feels bad enough being the oldest bachelor and getting older is a reminder of that. Further into your relationship though he might start loving his birthday, can't be the oldest bachelor when he's not a bachelor anymore :))

Elliot;
-hermit beach man, he's so romantic djfkbeldndkf

-LOVES seeing you blushing/flustered, especially if he's why. It's a bit of an ego thing but he likes knowing he has that effect on you B)

-Tone deaf so tone deaf omg but he tries, he would totally try and like serenade you with singeing or something and your ears would be BLEEDING but please don't say anything bad he's trying and it's cute and romantic dhfkfbkdnf.

-Maybe maybe maybe if the farmer could sing with him his heart would melt 👀

-I feel like he would never throw anything you give him away. That shell you picked up on your way to greet him one day and gave to him that looks like every other shell on the beach? On his desk. Give the man a rock and he'll keep it forever.

-Despite his whole romantic thing and trying to make you blush and stuff he LOVES and LIVES for when you try to make him blush. 99% of the time works and he's a flustered mess and just in love with you so much more flfbdkfnlfnhkylh.

Shane;
-shane the love of my life what I wouldn't do for him

-Gives you his blue joja jacket when you're cold no matter how much you insist he keep it cause he'll be cold.

-He has very strong mom friend energy but would act all exasperated the whole time taking care of you, "I can't believe you forgot to eat lunch today, now I have to make you lunch and don't you dare refuse!" ykykyk GOSH I love this man so much

-Please get him a new jacket his old one is so tattered, if you get him one with a chicken on it I think that would be so cute and he'd wear it as often as he could fldjflfndlfnglgm

-Regrets his drunken days and wishes he was sober and happy when he met you so he could've been good for you since the beginning, you reassure him that you've always liked him regardless but it's his biggest regret.

-Mans is still snarky sometimes, it'll lessen when he gets used to you but your sarcastic conversations are things that are both mildly annoying but you both wouldn't have it any other way

Alex:
-Don't have too many thoughts on this mans and once he fell for the farmer I don't he had too many either, other than the farmer at least.

-WILL pick you up bridal style and carry you around. Claims it's a win/win for both of you, even if you protest being held. He gets the exercise and you don't have to walk.

-he gets a bit in his head sometimes and thinks that He Is Right No Matter What You Say. easily persuaded once you knock some sense into him and make him realize what he's doing.