(Hey y'all! I would just like to mention that I am the original creator of the Garfield comics and everything in this is cannon in the Garfield timeline)
it was an average day at the park. The sky was as clear as Shreks sparkling cheeks. children where running around shouting and playing. the park was quite large and filled with trees and pavement paths. Elysia was sitting there on the park bench and reminiscing on "the good ol days" when they where young.
Suddenly, a little bald girl with white eyebrows named Mr.Clean slowly wiggled her way towards Elysia. "what's in your locket?" the little girl questioned.
"it's the love of my life!" Elysia opened their locket to reveal a peculiar orange cat with black stripes that hates monday's.
the little girl furrowed her eyebrows and stepped back "that's my moms husband! why is he in your locket?!"
Elysia was fed up with this ugly dumb brat in her business. "he's mine BITCH. tell your little bitch ass mother that her dumbass face can't have him." they paused for a moment and then followed it up with "oh and tell her he loves this gushy more than your mothers, he says hers looks like a matted down dog."
the child's voice suddenly turned deep and demonic. "how DARE you speak those foul words to me you MORTAL." Mr. Clean screeched out.
Elysia felt someone grab their shoulder and vigorously turn their body around. " i heard what you said you HOME WRECKER" Elysia was knocked to the ground by the stinky poo poo head women and then wiped the blood that was dripping out of their nose from their face.
"OH YOU WANNA GO? MY OLD BONES ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR ARTHRITIS HANDS SHERYL." Elysia screamed out in their brittle scratchy old person voice.
"YEAH LETS GO BITCH ILL SNAP YOU LIKE A SNICKERS BAR AND SHATTER YOUR FRAIL OLD HAG BONES WHORE"
"oh really?" Elysia chuckled then replying with "i'll break your back like how your husband does to mine." Elysia threatened with a smug smirk.
"SAY THAT AGAIN BITCH" the mother screamed at the top of her lungs before suddenly slamming her face into the ground by her own clumsiness. she stayed on the ground for a few seconds.
"HAH LOOK AT YOUR CLUMSY ASS" Elysia laughed out but then suddenly their hip gave out. "oW fUck" they mumbled.
the mother slowly got up from the ground, putting one hand on the floor and slowly pushing herself up. " me you shut up whore" she said as she tried to lift her body up before falling again flat on the ground.
Elysia started dancing to YMCA. The mother got up and started dancing alongside Elysia. Garfield spawned out of fucking no where and started breakdancing. Mr.Clean's body suddenly ascended into the heavens.
"SMOOTH😈LIKE🐙VEGAN💀MAYO🐸SO❤️GOOD🎩IT👺DOESNT💅COME🤳FROM👊AN💗ANIMAL 👄" Garfield yelled out.
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garfield and elysia
Fanfictionthis is a story about romance, drama, fighting, cheating, joy, tragedy, and basically any other word you can think of. it starts off with the main Character, Elysia, who is an 87 year old grandparent. Garfield has been cheating in his wife with Elys...
