Scarves, lots of scarves. Scarves as far as the eye can see. Or at least, my eyes anyway.
"Angi! I made some tea! I drank it all but you can lick the pitcher!" I called out into the fluffy abyss. Out of the corner of my eye, something moved. I slowly crept over to the large stock of scarves.
"Aha!" I cried out as I ripped the top layers off of the hoard. Nothing. Nothing was under there.
'Was I mistaken?'
Thump.
"Got you, Bolt!" Angi said after tackling me to the ground. She started back towards the pile of scarves, but I grabbed her foot before she could dive back into the scarf ocean.
"No, Angi. Eat a meal down stairs for once!" I said as I started dragging her down the stairs.
"No. No. No. No. No. No. No" She repeated.
I had to tape a scarf to the chair so she would sit down and eat some breakfast. I made tea and eggs for breakfast. But I drank all the tea. Angi ate the eggs and sat there munching her scarf. I tried to tug it away from her, but she won our unplanned game of tug-of-war. I gave up and sat down on the chair across from Angi. It was pretty silent, except for the occasional growl from Angi. I don't know why I invited her to stay with me in the first place. Sure, she worked at a scarf factory and made good money. But, she didn't really connect with me. The only time she would talk is when she wants to startle the shit out of me. Or for food. But mostly the other one. But she is kinda hot.
My face turned red as the words of my subconscious echoed through my head. I guess Angi noticed, because next thing I know she's poking my leg. I looked down to meet her eyes, surprised that she was looking directly at me. I felt my cheeks get red and I turned away. I didn't want her to see me blush.
"Hehe. I know something I'm not supposed to!" She sang.
"W-Well, what do you know?" I stammered.
I felt a hand place itself on my chin. "This." She stated as she pulled my face towards hers and pressed her lips against mine.
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. What the hell is happening? My brain says no but my body said yes. It wouldn't let me pull back. I was kissing Angi. After what seemed like an eternity, she broke the kiss. I didn't know what to say.
"Haha! I made your face even more red!" She chanted in victory.
Well, I guess she did win. Hehe, damn hot scarf woman.
