Ok, I told you, I'm going to make the chapter names weird, it's fun! Anyways, people in my school likes to make a court case about thieves. I know, what a waste of time! Even the teacher participates.
"Okay kids, listen up! The victim, Billy speak!" Said the teacher
"We've been doing this court case for ages! It's DEFENTLEY not Jake! He's innocent. I predict it's going to be someone who likes expensive things, we should identify all the people who likes expensive things." Replied Billy
"Okay, I shall look identify all the people with expensive things!" Said the teacher.
After a brief moment of investigating and pain of people shouting and screaming, I was found not guilty and the thief was- no one. HAHAHA! YAY TOLD EVERYONE I AM NOT GUILTY YAY!!!!!
