Pigstep (Vigilante/spy au)

one

TOMMY.

I heard a faint beeping from my bedside table as i rolled towards the source and ---CRASH--- well, may have fallen off of my bed

 "TOMMY COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!" I heard a yell from who  sounded like Wilbur came from under me

"Sorry Wil, WIL!! YOU'RE BACK??" i exclaimed throwing my quilt off of me and putting my shirt back on that i had discarded in the warmth of my bed, with a quick glance at my alarm clock that said '06:45' on , I bolted downstairs nearly knocking down techno who was carrying his freshly ironed shirt for school and some trousers.

"bruhhh, watch it its only 6am."his oldest brother said with a sigh

Of course i ignored him and continued with my mission of getting downstairs to see Wilbur who is back from a real mission, who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to put this many stairs here! its bullshit! I thought as i arrived  in the kitchen which was huge seeing as we lived in a prettyyy big house, i wouldnt call it a mansion but it was close to that it was all due to our dad Philza minecraft.

"TOMMY HEY!" Wilbur said hugging me and snapping me out of my thoughts,

 I grinned hugging him back, "WILBURRR!! FISH! BIG MAN!"

His brother let out a groan which caused their father to raise and eyebrow "Tommy be nice to your brother, he's had a long day, speaking of long days you should go get ready for school before 7am and then we can all have breakfast together" Phil clapped then gestures towards the stairs then to Techno coming down dressed in his uniform, I nodded running towards the stairs and almost knocking Techno over again-

"TOMMY WATCH IT." Techno yelled letting out a heavy sigh

I still did not care for what Techno had said as i raced to my room taking off one set of clothes and then putting on another, i looked in the mirror fiddling with my hair until i was satisfied, I grabbed my compass necklace putting it over my neck and put my bandana on my wrist with several other bracelets i couldn't be bothered to removed the night prior, looking at my self this time not in the mirror on my dresser but the one on my wardrobe so i could get a full glimpse of what i looked like.

I looked great. Maybe a bit scruffy compared to Wilbur and Techno but i knew i wasn't the only one who would look like this because my best friends Ranboo and Tubbo dressed in the exact same way that i did, I'm so inspiring i know. Walking towards my bedside table i glanced at my phone seeing several messages from the gc named "lmanburg" after our house in school, i picked up my phone deciding against looking at the messages until i got into the car, I stuffed everything into my bag and left it outside of my door

"Tommy come here!" Phil shouted and I obliged, once i had arrived in the kitchen, Wilbur patted the stool next to him and I decided to sit there.

Breakfast was somewhat awkward because Phil looked like he was hiding something so i decided to ask him which wasn't the best of ideas,

"Dad is something wrong?" i asked looking at Wilbur and Phil who were both shifting their eggs around nervously

"I don't want to be the one to tell him!" Techno exclaimed holding up his hands 

Phil sighed, "look tommy I know you Ranboo and Tubbo had plans for this week but something came up uhhh, their parents have already told them but you three are going on a mission after you come home from school until saturday".

"OH MY FUCK OH MY SHIT WOOOOO!!!" i exclaimed excited i had my first mission!

"Sorry to interrupt but i should be driving you children to school now!" A static-y voice came from the loud speaker in the hallway

Wilbur clapped "Welp we should be going now shouldn't we, i'm glad you're happy tommy!" I grinned at Wilbur hopping off of my stool and then grabbing my bag running towards the door.

"I GET THE FRONT OF THE CAR, HAHA BYE DAD!" i yelled opening the door and bolting into the limo and greeting the driver

"Hello Callahan!" i smiled plugging my phone into the middle of the car

 "LOOSER!" I Heard techno yell as he closed the door of the limo on wilbur and sat next to me, Wilbur then opened the door next and sat next to Techno, i opened my phone checking the random spam from the lmanburg group chat and then started listening to Fences by destroy boys and then closed my eyes seeing as it took 45 minutes to get to school.

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"TOMMY WAKE UP WE'RE HERE!!" i woke up as i was shook by Wilbur and yelled at by techno

Looking at the mansion you'd never think it was a school because it just looked like a country house but it was an exception because there were only 100 or so students, The gates read ~DREAM SMP~ it was a school for children of famous spies, and was divided into three houses,

Green: Clay Dearest , Nick Halo, Karl Jacobs, George Davidson, Alexis Quackity, Grayson Purpled.

Blue: Floris Beloved, Nikita aachu, Wilbur Watson, Tommy Watson, Ranboo Beloved, Toby Dearest.

Red: Cara Puffy, Zak skeppy, Darryl Halo, Technoblade Watson, Foolish Puffy, Jack Manifold.

I stepped out of the car thanking our driver, "TOMMY!!" Ranboo yelled as tubbo waved at me, I ran over to them smiling! "Heyy big man, hi Tubbo!" 

"Tommy you forgot your damn bag" Techno dropped my bag into my hands as i stuck my tounge out at him "thanks tech".

"We've got science first so we better get going." I said walking in front of the two and opening the door and bumping into someone in the hallway

"WILBUR WHAT ARE YOU DOING" i heard fundy yell

"whoops sorry for knocking you over i gotta blast" my older brother said 


What the fuck is going on?

A/N hii wooo 1000 ish words good enough for the first chapter though! its not my best work but i'll try to update regularly or maybe every week who knows!! have a great day Smile!