GROUPCHAT
snuffles fanclub
| fred jupiter, bambi, grandpa, ratatouille |
fred jupiter
truth or dare
bambi
dare
ratatouille
it's 4am why r we playing truth or dare?!
fred jupiter
hush pete
prongsie, add a random number to this gc
grandpa
are you this bored?
bambi
yes
fred jupiter
no :/
bambi added (xxx) xxx xxx to the groupchat
(xxx) xxx xxx
uhh, i think you've got the wrong number?
grandpa
shut up it's 4am
oh-
SORRY
thought that was prongs
(xxx) xxx xxx
who?
prongs as in like a deer huh
yeah... ok
bambi
WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME A DEER????
grandpa
idk, almost like that's your nickname
bambi
that's it mf you're out
bambi removed grandpa from the groupchat
(xxx) xxx xxx
wait so who r u guys?
cause istg if any of you are old creepy men
bambi
james potter at ur service
(xxx) xxx xxx
oh hell no, if u guys are by any chance the marauders ill die of embarrassment
ratatouille
am i invited to the funeral??
im peter btw
fred jupiter
sirius black here
why was remus deleted????
fred jupiter added grandpa to the groupchat
(xxx) xxx xxx
well fuck me
grandpa
no thank you??
i'm remus lupin :)
bambi
PADS LOML
I'M A GENIUS
fred jupiter
SURE BUT WHY
bambi
they know us
grandpa
wow james einstein's got nothing on you
ratatouille
what's an einstein and why is james better than it???
bambi
ANYWAYS
fred jupiter
WAIT I GET
YES PRONGS
bambi
THEY GO TO HOGWARTS
what year are you in btw
(xxx) xxx xxx
6th
don't you dare start a whole investigation to know who i am now
bambi
i mean... if u would just tell us who you are i wouldn't :D
grandpa
are u high? drunk? tired?? or just dumb :/
bambi
I COULD TRY????
(xxx) xxx xxx
nadine
fred jupiter
wait... nadine nadine???
PRONGS LOOK ITS NADINE NADINE
bambi
:/
wow pads so subtle as always
ratatouille changed (xxx) xxx xxx to library girl
library girl
excuse me?????
LIBRARY GIRL SERIOUSLY?!
cmon pete you were better at this in first year
ratatouille
lost my spark when james friendzoned you </3
library girl
IN MY DEFENSE I WAS 14
he gave me a flower what did he expect :/
fred jupiter
well not THAT
bambi
THE FLOWER WAS FOR OUR POTION????
grandpa
NUMBER GIRL IS NADINE????
library girl
oh hi mr lupin
so... how's your crush on me going <3
grandpa
FOR THE LAST TIME I DIDNT HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU.
library girl
guys... he's using . again, i'm scared
bambi
are we gonna talk abt the fact miss nadine ran away when i rejected her and never spoke to any of us again :D
library girl
no.
we will not
BTW HOW'S LILY???
heard you aren't in love with her anymore </3
ratatouille
OH I KNOW A NICKNAME
ratatouille changed library girl to homewrecker
homewrecker
i take it back library girl was great
IM NOT A HOMEWRECKER????
fred jupiter
debatable
homewrecker
oh shut it emochick
they broke up?? and she?? threw water at me?? on the yule ball?? bcs 'i stole her man'?? when they?? BROKE UP??
fred jupiter
you've got a point there cLaIrE
homewrecker
no.
anyways i'm tired
grandpa
go to sleep
homewrecker
remus, you absolute genius
let me introduce you to <3 insomnia <3
bambi
imagine not being able to sleep :D
what a loser
homewrecker removed bambi from the groupchat
homewrecker
now i can sleep peacefully <333
goodnight shawtys, sidepieces, bros
you all have an ego bigger than the sahara
ratatouille
i'll take it :/
goodnight library girl
fred jupiter
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE LOML??
grandpa
the right thing
goodnight nadine and peter
sirius i hope you have a nightmare
fred jupiter added bambi to the groupchat
bambi
AYO???
homewrecker
nope not doing this
i'm going to sleep
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Fanfiction---- 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 IN WHICH THE MARAUDERS ADD A RANDOM NUMBER INTO THEIR GROUPCHAT FOR A DARE BUT THEY KNOW HER BETTER THAN THEY THOUGHT. "i think you've got the wrong number?" "shut up it's 4am" TEXTING AU JAMES POTTER X FEM OC © b...
