MESSAGES
ex besties </3
| fred jupiter, homewrecker |
fred jupiter
NADINE
NADINE
NAD
CLAIRE??
EX BESTFREN
HELLO???
ISTG
homewrecker
i was asleep :/
what's wrong sirius??
fred jupiter
HELLO BAE
so yk you're amazing
fantastic
and let's not forget a genius
homewrecker
okay snuffles spit it out
fred jupiter
james is going through his emo phase </3
i heard him listening to mcr :,(
homewrecker
this is my thirteenth reason.
WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP FOR THIS???
fred jupiter
i mean, let's be honest you had a big emo phase and you came out just fine ig?!
homewrecker
is this my life now??
it will be fun they said, you wil be happier they said, you missed them they said
AND I GET THIS?!?!?
fred jupiter
is this emo phase part two??
please god no
is this my time to die??
but there is no time to die </333
homewrecker
okay billy eyelash
i need remus to survive this
his coffee is the only thing that kept me alive in third year </3
fred jupiter
the money i would've paid to see you cry over jamesieboy
homewrecker
the block button looks so good right now <333
fred jupiter
now, don't overrate yourself
we both saw what happened after years without me :D
homewrecker
it was very peaceful
and so relaxing <333
fred jupiter
you sound like an elderly woman coming back from the retirement home
homewrecker
istg i got way better at hexes
you better watch out emo bitch
fred jupiter
learned from the best :P :P :P
homewrecker
yk who taught you your first hex right <333
hint: it starts with n and ends with adine claire
fred jupiter
noladine claire???
don't know her
sound boring tbh
homewrecker
why do people think you're hot </3
me > you
accept it bae
everyone knows it
fred jupiter
i do it for the girls and the gays :P
homewrecker
tf am i?? an alien???
fred jupiter
nah just ugly
homewrecker
i need a nap after speaking to you
you're exhausting </3
fred jupiter
you had a crush on james potter and say that i'm exhausting????
okay then <33
homewrecker
i will climb up your ego and jump down to your iq if you don't shut up <3
fred jupiter
aww are you falling for me?
yk this is embarrassing for you, second rejection from the same friendgroup </3
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