Short stories because yes

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Still planning the scenes out so I'll be sending out some short stories lol, enjoy!


Aftermaths of a Hashira meeting:

"Sanemi you absolute idiot, how the hell did you manage to get scammed at a food stall, your wallet is nearly flat-?"

"Oh shut the hell up woman, I got scammed what's the big ideal?!"

"Sanemi you got SCAMMED!"

"YEAH, AND WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH THAT?!?"

"THE BIG DEAL IS THAT YOU GOT SCAMMED!"

Obanai stared at the two Hashira's arguing back and forth before glancing at Mitsuri who shrugged, then they both glanced back at the argument.

"ARE YOU THAT DUMB?!"

"WOMAN I BET I CAN DO MULTIPLICATIONS BETTER THAN YOU!"

"EVEN WITH NEGATIVE NUMBERS!"

"ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!"

"Then whats's C - 20 = 4 x 3c?"

". . ."

Shinobu blinked as she put down her cup of tea, her mind whirling at the silence and wondered what she had missed out on when she went off into her little world.

Gyomei sighed.

Giyu picked up his sword and was about to leave before Sanemi spoke up.

"What the hell is that."

Silence.

"It's negative numbers and multiplying like you said you know."

"You said there's a 'c' in the question, what the fuck is that."

Shinobu blinked and set down her cup of tea.

"(Y/n)-san, can you repeat that question?" She asked as the (h/c) female nodded.

"Sure, it's C - 20 = 4 x 3c, what is c?"

Giyu walked the fuck outta there and Tengen hurriedly followed after him.

Obanai decided that it was too damn early for this and left.

Kyojuro popped up before leaving due to the awkward atmosphere.

"Guys, it's 6, how do you guys not know this? It's algebra."

Sanemi looked as if he ate something rotten.

"Woman, never in my life have I heard of algebra."

(Y/n) stared blankly at them and she received blank stares back, she let out a long insufferable sigh. The gods above must be cackling with glee to make her a teacher.

~~~

Incorrect quotes:

Shinobu: Hey don't cry, there's somebody who loves you.

Giyu: *looks up* Really?

Shinobu: Yeah.

Shinobu: Not me though.

(Y/n): I was arrested for being too cool.

Sanemi: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Zenitsu: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Inosuke: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

Giyu: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Shinobu: What's that?

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