It's currently 1:21 AM for me and I have figured out that listening to dark weirdcore playlists motivates me! Have this update!
I also went ahead and added in some of the weird shit I've heard around my school, which are marked with an *
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Blue: Editor's note: What the fuck?
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Dream: May luck (and this picture of Nightmare eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you
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Horror: Why would I flip my shit about that?
Lust: Because you flip your shit about everything
Horror: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It's a miracle.
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Blue: How petty can you get?
Ink: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument that I was wrong about
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(The Murder Time Trio having dinner)
Killer: Dust, can you pass the salt?
Dust: *throws Horror across the table*
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Dream: I trust Ink.
Blue: Do you think they know what they're doing?
Dream: I wouldn't go that far
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Error: There is no future, there is no past, do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately constructed jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every faucet
Ink:
Reaper:
Nightmare:
Everyone else at Error's surprise birthday party:
Ink: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first...
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Dream: *gently taps table*
Ink: *taps back*
Cross: What are they doing?
Nightmare: Morse code
Dream: *aggressively taps table*
Ink: *slams hand down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Ink: The difference between Dream and Nightmare is denial and acceptance
Blue: What's that supposed to mean?
Ink: Cross is a fucking dumbass
Dream, frowning: Hey! Don't say that! He's actually really improving on his grades you know! Don't be mean!
Ink: Killer is a fucking dumbass
Nightmare, not even looking up from his book: Yeah, so? What's your point? You got a problem with that or something?
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Killer: I love sleepovers
Science: This isn't a sleepover, you're in the infirmary
Killer: Then what is this sweet party drink?
Sci: That's a blood transfusion. I'm giving it to you so you don't die
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So, This Happened as Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionFor those of you that read my Killermare book and wanted it to have an incorrect quotes book (I am one of you). I'll probably update this a lot more often. You don't necessarily have to read the main book to understand these, but it might help you t...
