My Beards Better

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"Wait Miss. The Voice?" Peter squeaked "How did you even get that? Did you record my life or something? Wait are you a stalker?!"

No Peter calm down. As I said in my world you all are fictional characters, and your doppelgängers in my world are actors. They play you guys in a series of movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

"Actors?" Tony questioned? "Well can we meet them?"

Sadly it would be very near impossible to get them as they're all busy,-

"And yet you had no problem kidnapping us"

"Stark don't anger the magical voice"

"Your one to talk-"

Insert author being absolutely done

EXUSE ME *cough*

The room fell silent

Good. Now as I was saying , I can't bring them to you but you can react to pictures and videos of them

"Oh cool!"

Now everyone take their seats we're starting

The lights dimmed and this picture is shown

*Pretend it's a pic of RDJ because idk how to add pictures in this*

This is Robert Downey Jr.

He is 56 years old and has 3 children


"Oooh lookin good Tony" everyone turns around and gives Scott a weird look


oh yeah did I mention Scott's here, no I didn't , well, he's here. Author apologizes.

"What?" He says "I just said what everyone was thinking"

"Still weird dude" Clint whispers and turns back to the screen

"Not bad Stark" Natasha nods

"What nobody gives her a weird look"

"Dude" Steve says like it's obvious " nobody disagrees with Natasha, unless you want your life to end significantly sooner."

Scott, now slightly fearing for his life, slowly sinks back into his seat.

" Well I think Mr. Robert Downey Jr. has an awesome beard"

"I know kid, it's just like mine so of course it's perfect"states smirking smugly

"Weeellll"

His smile drops

"Kid?" "Kid my facial hair is great right?" "Right?"

"It's great Mr. Stark it's just, that guys hair is better"

His mouth hanging open Tony gapes at the teen.

"Mr.Stark, I didn't mean it like that! You know I wouldn't-"

"Nope. Nope, your out of the Will"

"I was in the Will!?"

"Well yeah who'd you think was gonna run the company?"

"YOUR LEAVING ME THE COMPANY!?!?!?"

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