Okay okay y'all, calm down.
Now, we're going to get into the more serious stuff
"What serious stuff?"
Actually on second thought.
Peter and Tony are thrown into a secondary room
*in the theater*
"What the fu-"
"Where'd they go-"
"Were they kidnapped?"
"We've all already been kidnapped dumbass-"
"EVERYONE SHUT UP"
"YOU SHUT UP"
"WHERE DID TONY GO"
"THEY TOOK THE KID"
"WHAT THE *this language has been censored by steeb*"
*with Tony and Peter*
"Oof," Peter said landing with a thud " again? Really? That's like the second time this has happened"
Decidedly not wanting to deal with whatever was happening Peter buried himself among the blankets
A light in the ceiling opened up dropping one billionaire followed by a string of curses
"YOU LITTLE *steeb does not approve of this language* WHAT THE *steebs here again* GIVES YOU THE RIGHT YOU * steeb is tired of this*
The lump of blankets let out a groan "kid?" Tony says breaking of his rant
"Mmfhm" his voice is muffled by the layers of floof
"Kid, can you get outta there?"
"Immmabuwito"
"What"
"I said" Peter popped outta the nest only his head visible "imma burrito"
"Pete-"
"Shushhhh" Peter says smushing Tony's face with his hand
"Pete, did you fall a little too hard?"
"Mr. Stark" Peter was looking dead on at Tony, staring into the depth of his soul. He grabs his head with both of his hands " never question the burrito" enunciating every word with a shake
"I-"
I'm gonna interrupt here, you've been brought here to watch a video that's a bit personal. So I thought it'd be better to bring y'all into a private room.
"Okay?"
Okay now take a seat anywhere, we're gonna watch the video now
Peter, I apologize in advance
"What-"
The Rest Of This Chapter Has Been Deleted Due To Severe Second Hand Embarrassment, I'm v sorry
