Sidemen Stories

Hogwarts

This is the crossover nobody asked for but everyone needed. They're going to be 7th years (17-18) in Hogwarts for this. There's no like weird wizarding racism. The main ship in this is going to be KStar.

Vik POV

"Oi Vikram!" A loud voice shook me awake. "Wake up fam!"

I groaned and looked up at JJ. Had I fallen asleep?

That wasn't like me. If anything it was always my Slytherin pal, JJ who fell asleep during the day.

"It's daddy time!" JJ pulled me up.

That was his name for Defence Against the Dark Arts or DADA. We were on a bench in the courtyard and the rest of our friends were nowhere to be seen. That was partly to be expected because Tobi, Harry, Ethan and Simon didn't take DADA. But the other Slytherin in our friend group, Josh had no excuse.

As we walked over, JJ pulled my Gryffindor scarf from my neck and ran off with it giggling.

You'd think we were too old for this now but apparently not.

"Jide!" I yelled. "Give me my scarf back!"

As I was running, I bumped into JJ as he came to a sudden stop outside our classroom.

"Mr Olatunji, Mr Barn," Professor Lupin said, smiling. "While it's always a pleasure to have you both in my class, I would appreciate it if next time you would enter the class on time and quietly."

I snatched my scarf back and took my seat next to my Hufflepuff friend, Cal (freezy).

"When are you two gonna stop flirting?" He laughed quietly as Lupin started to explain the lesson.

I gave Cal my best death glare. "He's an asshole and the last guy I'd date in this school."

"So you'd date a first year before JJ?"

Before I had time to think of a comeback or desperately deny noncery, Professor Lupin said, "Callum and Vikram, that's 10 points from Hufflepuff and Gryffindor for talking in lesson."

I sighed. I'm supposed to be focusing on my NEWTs right now not getting into trouble.

"So today, class," Lupin explained, "we are learning about a very advanced spell that even in 7th year many of you won't be able to do. And that's okay. We are learning about it nonetheless."

"Yo fam," JJ shouted out. "Are we doing the death spells?"

"Mr Olatunji please lower your voice. No, we are not doing 'the death spells'. That would be illegal and nonsensical since this is a defence class. We are learning about the patronous charm."

Excited whispers filled the classroom.

I'd heard about the patronous charm. It was a way to repel dementors using some sort of animal to chase it away.

"Would anyone like to explain what it is a patronous does?"

I put my hand up. "It's a way to defend against dementors. Your patronous appears as some sort of animal that represents you as a person. It can also be used to send messages in a crisis."

"Very good Mr Barn," Lupin said, impressed. "10 points to Gryffindoor."

"Show off," Cal said.

"Oi," JJ stood up, "only I'm allowed to call Vikk a show off!"

"Sit down and be quiet everyone. Or do I need to start taking points away again?" Lupin looked positively tired of our class.

Once everyone settled, he went back to the lesson. "The patronous charm is summoned by saying 'expecto patronum'. While speaking this incantation, you much imagine your happiest moment. It's important for the spell to work that the memory is strong enough and you really feel the moment."