Sidemen Stories

Sidemen Cock Off

I am so so sorry for this one I can't believe what I've been reduced to at this point.

So this is inspired by this episode of the Happy Hour Podcast where Josh explains about rejected sidemen video ideas and that one form Harry was "Sidemen Cock Off". Obviously this is going to be a little NSFW. There may be some mild to moderate smut and slight Wroetobehz.

Ethan's POV

"You've got to be fucking kidding me," I said, snorting from laugher when I heard what this weeks Sidemen Sunday was going to be.

We were all sitting in Nando's waiting for our food.

Harry clasped his hands together, grinning. "I am not kidding. This will be the greatest video of all time. Just imagine the views boys!"

"And the thumbnail," Josh said.

"YOU'RE on board with this?" I asked shocked.

"I definitely was not at first, but even with the fact it's going to be demonitized, the publicity alone will bring thousands of subscribers and views."

He had a point.

Simon who had been quiet until now spoke up, "I'm still not sure about this... Are we actually going to whip out dicks out to see who's is the longest?"

JJ laughed loudly. "Heck yeah we are!"

"I'm with Simon," Vik said while sipping on his lemonade. "Imagine the harassment from the fans to both the biggest and the smallest."

Harry smirked. "You're just worried you're going to come last."

"You wanna bet?" Vik raised his eyebrows.

"Alright boys calm down," Josh said. "Before the decision is final, we can take a vote on if we are going to do the video or not."

Everyone voted for it to go ahead except Simon who groaned in defeat. "Fine. Don't come crying to me when the Sidemen channel can't get ads for the next few years."

To celebrate, we had the best Nando's I'd had in a long time.

The next day, we were set to film and I had to admit I was a little nervous. Hard I was a respectable 6.5 inches with a decent girth, but soft I was below average.

I got dressed quickly realising I was running late and drove down to the studio.

When I got there, everyone except JJ was already rushing about preparing for the video.

We were all stood in front of the camera ready to start when JJ rushed in, out of breath.

"What took you so long?" Harry yelled unnecessarily loud.

JJ mumbled something about his alarm.

"Right, hello everyone!" Harry started the intro. "Today we are doing something... a little different."

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Really?" Simon said in mock surprise.

"Ha ha," Harry continued. "We're gonna be whipping out cocks out to see who's got the supersize schlong and who's got the diddiest dong! To start off, I'm going to pick out two names from this hat here and the two lucky contestants will have to measure up the goods!"

"Man I hate this," Tobi said, cringing.

"Let's go!" JJ boomed.

Harry rummaged his hand through the hat and announced, "Our first cock off will be between... VIK AND JJ!"

JJ cackled manically while Vik groaned.

"Now first, TAKE SOME VIAGRA!" Harry yelled, holding up pill bottles.