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The Gingers and the Two Brunettes

Thing 1:
So
Ronnie
You plan on telling us about the mysterious boy you have lost your gay virginity to?

Dragon Boy 🐉:
It's tradition, Ron
Not that I'll ever be included in this tradition
Anyways
Better tell us who it is

Percy 🙂:
I agree
I was forced into telling all of you that I was in a relationship with Oliver Wood
Your turn now, Ron

Fucking Shithead 😐:
noooooooooo

Bill ❤️:
Tell us Ron

Dragon Boy 🐉:
Yeah listen to your older brothers

Me:
spill the tea, ronniekins

HAZZA P 💅:
come on just tell them, ron

Thing 2:
THEM?
HARRY, GINNY, HERMIONE, YOU KNEW?

My Ride Or Die 😩:
...

Thing 2:
DICKHEADS
WELL NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL US RON

Fucking Shithead 😐:
fineeeeeeeee

Bill ❤️:
What's his name?

Fucking Shithead 😐:
blaise zabini

Thing 1:
BLAISE ZABINI ⁉️

Dragon Boy 🐉:
Didn't know you were into Slytherins, Ron

Fucking Shithead 😐:
fuck off 😒

Thing 2:
So
Is he like, soulmate typa shit orrrrr

Fucking Shithead 😐:
yes
i'm slightly obsessed with him 💀

Me:
LMAO

HAZZA P 💅:
slight?

Fucking Shithead 😐:
merlin, this is so embarrassing 💀

Me:
we all went through it, ronnie
even me

Percy 🙂:
Exactly

Bill ❤️:
Spit it out

Fucking Shithead 😐:
i reaaaaaaaaally like him
a lot

Thing 1:
OBVIOUSLY

HAZZA P 💅:
we know, mate 🤟

Fucking Shithead 😐:
oh fuck off

Bill ❤️:
Husband material?

Fucking Shithead 😐:
YES
VERY MUCH HUSBAND MATERIAL
HES AMAZING
I WANT TO MARRY HIM

Percy 🙂:
Awww

Bill ❤️:
AWWWW

Me:
MF IS WHIPPED

Thing 1:
AWWWW
RONNIEKINS IS IN LOVE

HAZZA P 💅:
AWWW

Thing 2:
RONNIES GOT HIMSELF AN ACTUAL BOYFRIEND

My Ride Or Die 😩:
AWWW!!!

Dragon Boy 🐉:
PERCY THIS REMINDS ME OF YOU
except you actually got married to oliver
like three years after you said this

Me:
LMAOOOO

HAZZA P 💅:
how does he make you feel, ron?
btw i already know the answer

Fucking Shithead 😐:
like i ran a marathon and i'm going to die
good way tho yk?

Bill ❤️:
So
Basically
Hes the one

Fucking Shithead 😐:
yes
exactly

Me:
AWWWW

Thing 2:
Ronniekins has finally got himself a boyfriend

Thing 1:
*Fiancée

Me:
*husband

Percy 🙂:
Awww

Thing 2:
So in conclusion
Everyone is getting married

my future wife <3

Me:
luna?

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
yes?

Me:
do you want go out with me?
on a date?
just you and me?

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
i'd love to :)

Me:
really?

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
i'd accept a thousand times, ginny :)

Me:
perfect
how's friday at 6:00?
i'll find you at the ravenclaw common room :)

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
perfect :]

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