Hysterical (Harry Lewis)

Five spoons

The four shake their hips as they strut even closer.
They are soon walking pass us, the last one making it her business to bump into Freya.
"Watch where you're going, clutz!" She snaps at Freya.
"Watch your fucking mouth, cunt!" I snap back. Simon immediately grabbing my arm telling me to calm down.
"What was that!?" Another asks.
"I said... Watch. Your. Fucking. Mouth. Ye Cunt!" I break up the sentence to make sure she understood.
"Your one to talk, tramp, I'd say your running home to get your hole done in right now." One hits at me.
"Says the 16 year old who's in her third trimester of pregnancy." Freya splurs, the girl instantly looking insecure in her place.
"Do you want to go! I'll have you on right here right now!" She shouts at Freya and I. We both look at each other and laugh in amusement.
The girl goes to lift her hand and Cal grabs it.
"Get the fuck off of me!" She says pushing him back and jumping at Freya. She goes for her hair and Freya neck is dragged back. The boys break them apart. I jump forwards and grab the girl by the collar of her jacket. I pin her back against the wall beside us. Her three friends stand in utter shock doing nothing.
"Touch her, or any of us for that matter, ever again, and I'll strangle you with them stingy ratchet looking extensions glued to the grease of your hair, alright?" I say and she doesn't answer, I pull her forward and push her back again hitting her back against the wall. "I said Alright?!" I whisper shout to her and she nods. I drop her and her and her friends scurry off, as cringe at it sounds it actually looked like a scene from a movie.

As we walk on the boys hype me up shaking my shoulders and chanting my name. I just laugh as my arm wraps around the side of Freya as she leans on my shoulder while we walk.
"Thank you, I love you!" She kisses my cheek.
"I love you too!!" I kiss her cheek back.

"Let's go back to ours!!" Jj suggests and we all cheer. We take off in the direction of the house. We walk for about 10 minutes when my feet start to ache.
I take my heels off and hand them to Tobi, who takes them gladly. I skip down the street bare footed singing along to 'I wanna be a billionaire' by Bruno Mars.
"Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen!"
"What up Oprah!!" Cal hollers behind me.
"So every time I close my eyes!"
"Whatcha see?, Whatcha see?" Cal and Vik sing.
"I see my name in shiny lines!"
"Uh-huh oh ye ye!" They call out.
"A different city every night, alright I swear the world better prepare, for when I'm a billionaire! Ohhhh oh ohhh oh."
"For when I'm a billionaire! Ohhh oh ohhh oh!" The boys sing and we all start laughing.

We finally make it back to the house. All ten bust through the front doors. Jj immediately running to the cupboard and taking out a bottle of champagne. He shakes it really hard before popping it, hitting the ceiling. We all take turns chugging parts of the bottle. Freya and Josh head up to his bed. Tobi runs up and knocks himself out in Simons bed. Vik gets into his rightful bed and falls asleep. Lux is found fast asleep in the large bath. Harry, Jj, Cal, Simon and I all head up to Jjs bedroom. We planned on making a YouTube video but once we all sighted his big empty bed, we couldn't help it. The five of us all rolled up into a line. Harry at one end, who was being spooned by Jj, who was being spooned by Me, who was being spooned by Simon, who was being spooned by Cal. The five of us all fell asleep gripping onto the person ahead of us.

I wake up the next morning to a flash shining bright in our faces. I look to see Josh had just taken a picture of us in bed. I sit up to see my position, squashed in between four of my best friends. I start to laugh and watch them wake up. I crawl out of my space as I see them all squirm when the realizing they are all spooning. Josh shows me the picture and I laugh.

I run down the stairs into the kitchen and poor myself a bowl of cereal. I hear the gagging noises followed by the sound of someone vomiting. I stand up and make my way to the door... close the door and go back to eating my cereal in peace.

When I am finished I stroll up the stairs to see how everybody is. It seems like everyone is up now. I see Tobi pat Lux's back as they exit the bathroom. Lux obviously being the one to have gotten sick. I see my handbag beside the foot of Jjs bed. I walk into his room and see him sprawled out on his bed. Harry emerges from Jjs bathroom. I grab my bag and take out a packet of Panadol from the inside.
"Anyone need one?" I ask the two
"I'm grand!" Harry waves off
"Please!!!" Jj begs
I Pierce the packet and throw the boy two tablets. He immediately downs them with his bottle of water.

I then walk out to Viks room when Vik is alone. He is still flaked out in his bed. I knock Josh's door, earring a light 'come in' from freya. I walk in and see the two cuddled up in bed.
"Anyone need painkillers?" I ask the two and they both shake their heads and thank me for asking.
Last but not least Simons room. Simon lays on his bed and Cal lays on a couch in the room. Both look incredibly hungover. I don't bother asking them, I just hand them both two each. They thank me and I go back down stairs. Tobi stands in front of a zombie like Callux that is seated by the island. I slide the packet of pills across the marble counter top to him. He catches and takes them immediately.

I then make my way to the living room and throw myself on the sofa. I wasn't hungover I was just tired. I place a cushion under my head and one over my head to block out the light, falling asleep quickly.