Dedicated to @philosophical_mess hope I got this right as well :)
When I was younger I used to have all sorts of pets.... Chickens n kittens n rabbits n parrots n birds n whatnot. You could call my home a birdhouse then.
My cousin brother's are way older than me and very,very afraid of animals.
I used to chase them around with a hen in my hand, clucking behind them :) Oh the joy !
Miss those days. I don't mind doing that to my polished husband either *smirks.