was playing with his fishing rod.
I took it from him and stuck it in his buttonhole and happily Announced
'I caught a fish, I caught a fish.'
'A': I am not a fish mummy
Me: yes, you are human.
A: I am not human
Me: yes you are a fish
A: I am not a fish.
Me: Yes, you are a homo sapien
A: I am not a 'hopaien'
Me: That's why I said you are a fish.
A finally gives up and sighs coz he lost the battle.
A: I want chicken.
Me: fishes don't eat chicken,they nibble weed. You want weed?
A: I am not a fish.
Me: yes, you are human
Finally starts to cry......
'I am not human.'
Me: :p
