Catfish

That Sun Of A - Buttered Lobster

The sky was blue, birds were chirping, and kids were playing outside.

What was I doing?

Oh, yeah, bawling my eyes out because I couldn't manage to get my own girlfriend's number.

Does the situation seem pathetic to you yet? Hold on a second.

I also haven't met her before and may never meet her. And I also don't know her name.

Yep, it's pathetic.

".. also, we found her location." My ears perked up at what Max said and I looked up in hope.

"She was in Rio de Janeiro last night," I almost didn't catch the past tense he used, but I immediately frowned when I did.

Last night? Where the hell is she now?

"You said she moves around a lot, and you're right. Maybe she travels around for fun?" Nev says, trying to sound cheery, but I could tell in his eyes that he knew that my situation was weird.

"The last place we found her IP address was in the mountains, but we lost her after that."

"I hope she isn't in trouble." I mumble, only half-meaning it, which surprised me.

"Max, it's happening."

"What's happening?"

"But Nev, maybe they need more time?"

"More time for what?"

"Camila," Nev finally says, resting his hand on my knee and staring me straight in the eye, "you're starting to resent her."

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In every Catfish episode, there comes a point where the catfishee starts to resent the catfisher. Lies, secrets, betrayal, honestly anything that can go wrong happens; and you start to resent that person, no matter how strong your love burns for them.

I love Tumblr Girl very much. But I think along the way, I've started to resent her for all the bullshit excuses and lies she's been feeding me.

And I don't like that.

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Babe, we need to talk - SD

My eyes widened, but I quickly typed up a reply.

About what? - WMU

Look, you can't know who I am - SD

My eyebrows scrunched in anger and I typed back furiously:

And why the fuck not? - WMU

Look, don't be mad at me - SD

I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE MAD AT YOU - WMU

Look, we can work through this.. - SD

WORK THROUGH WHAT?! Try standing in my shoes, my girlfriend that I've been in love with for the last FOUR YEARS won't let me know anything about her. - WMU

Camila... - SD

SEE YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NAME, WHERE I LIVE, MY AGE, AND MY FAMILY why can't I know anything about you?! - WMU

Because... - SD

Another shitty excuse. You seem to be the queen of shitty excuses, right? - WMU

*ssweet-dispositionn has logged off*

"That sun of a-"

"Biscuit!"

"Buttered lobster!"

Both Max and I looked at Nev, shaking our heads at his choice of words.

A sudden thought came to mind, "Okay, so you told me that you tracked her IP address into the mountains?"

"Yeah, and?"

"That must've been her phone you were tracking."

"How did we not figure that out!" Max questions.

"I want you to find her phone and track her."

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BRO, THEY'RE FIGHTING

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Okay, now you can throw your rotten tomatoes

I GOTS SOMES EXCITINGS ANNOUNCEMENTS..S (wtf)

It's come to my attention that most of you don't have english as your first language

SO THE LOVELY jaurestrabao IS MAKING A BRAZILIAN TRANSLATION FOR THIS

So, if you're finding it difficult to read my stories and you want to translate them for you and others to read, go ahead!

AS LONG AS YOU ASK, like she did, OR I WILL REPORT AND BLOCK YOU FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY HELLO IN WHATEVER LANGUAGE YOU SPEAK. AND GIVE ME CREDIT

ok

that's it

WAIT, NO

enjoy the picture I made on the side ;) (Y IS CAMREN SO REAL?!)

BYYYYYYEEEEEEE :)

~ InTheseWalls xo