"I'm sorry. My girlfriend is who?" Camila asks the catfish hosts angrily.
"Your girlfriend is–"
"No, I heard that part. I was just hoping that you were joking because there is no damn way that my girlfriend is Lauren Jauregui." Camila stands up in a hurry, escaping to the balcony to collect her thoughts.
"I told you we shouldn't–"
"Okay, Max. I get that? But we had to tell her who she was, that was the whole purpose of us being here."
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Anonymous said:
hey, did you find out who your catfish is?
waakeme-up:
Yeah, I did.
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"Do you want to meet her?"
"Yes."
"Her tour is sold out?!"
"That's why she had so many followers: they're her actual fans."
"Can you search which city she's staying in the longest?"
"It says here that she'll be staying in Florence, Italy for two weeks."
"I've always wanted to go to Italy."
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"I guess you guys will have to pack up,"
"Camila, we're not going to leave."
"But I thought you've always wanted to go to Italy?"
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I get that you're mad. - SD
I feel a shitty excuse coming. - WMU
Can we be civilized about this? - SD
DON'T PATRONIZE ME, LAUREN - WMU
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NICE PERSON - WMU
NOW I DON't know HWAT TO BELIEVE - WMU
I am a nice person - SD
NICE PEOPLE DON'T LIE ABOUT THEIR LIFE, and ABOUT BEING A FAN OF LAUREN JAUREGUI - WMU
Do you really get that I'm mad? - WMU
You're mad at me. - SD
The only person I'm mad at is myself. - SD
I do care about you. - SD
THEN WHY HAVE YOU BEEN LYING TO ME FOR 5 YEARS - WMU
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN MY POSITION? Your career is taking off, and one day you find a blog and start developing feelings for the blogger. But your managers' voices are saying "SHE COULD BE A GOLD DIGGER." - SD
But your feelings were so strong, and they grow stronger. And the amazing blogger reciprocates the feelings! - SD
Stop, please - WMU
Life was great. You had a loyal girlfriend who you assumed didn't mind the boundaries you built. Life was perfect. - SD
BUT THEN IT WASN'T PERFECT, THE GIRLFRIEND STARTED QUESTIONING THEIR RELATIONSHIP. - SD
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Catfish
FanfictionDear Nev And Max, There's this girl. Her name is.. well, that's the thing. I don't know her name. We met on Tumblr, her pen name being ssweet-dispositionn. Tumblr Girl, which is the nickname I've given her until further notice, claimed that she ha...