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(Jax and Sora causally making out)

Alex:Are y'all ready to film-
Sora:Uh- It isn't what it looks like>:[
Jax:Oh it's exactly what it looks like;)

(Light comes in out of know where eating chips)

Light:It is what it is

Levi Charli Luca Alex Sora Jax and Drake:It is what is is
Sora:Where did y'all even come from:/
Light:Hey guys wanna have a roast battle
Everyone:YESSSS

Round one
Lover vs Lover

Jax:Your hair is so blue that the ocean got jealous
Sora:Your hair is so spiked you be looking like a red Dino
Jax:If you were a apple you would be rotten
Sora:You eat bugs...of the rug
Jax:That was terrible:/
Sora:Not as terrible as your face
Jax:That's why yo shoes raggin:/
Sora:That's why you mama dead :)
Jax: ...
Sora:Dead as hell

(If you know the meme you know the meme
;D)

Round 2
Best friend vs Best friend

Levi:You were born on the highway cause that's where all the accidents happen
Alex: >:O SLAP SLAP SLAP
Levi:Ow..ITS A ROAST BATTLE STUPID:/
Alex:Whatever
Levi:Your turn:/
Alex:Your so ugly you have a face not even a mother would love;)
Levi:Your so ugly when you showed your face cam you got demonetized from showing ugly not watchable content
Alex:I-...I have nothing
Levi:HehHehHeh
Alex:I hate you
Levi:No you don't:)

Round 3
Grape vs Blueberry

Drake:If I got a dime for every time you were cringe I could buy Alex subscribers and get her to 20Million
Light:You will never be as pretty as Shrek
Drake:Yea I can't argue with that Shrek is to pretty to resist

Round 4
Squirrel vs Marshmallow

Charli:Your so pretty even animals bow down to you
Luca:Your so adorable you made that one Gacha Kids jealous

Alex:Yea let's move on:/

Round 5
Blue boi vs bald boi

Sora:Your so bald people use your head as a mirror
Levi:Your so stupid you spent 7 hours looking at orange juice cause it said Concentrate
Sora:Miss Misa doesn't love you
Levi:Wanna repeat that......
Sora:Yea Levi won that round...heehee...please spare me:<
Levi:That's what I thought...

Round 6
Blackberry vs Elderberry
Light:Your so bald you get mistaken for Mr Clean
Levi:Your so short you tried to climb Mountain Dew
Light:Where did you get that wig? A Katy Perry Garage Sale
Levi: I-
Alex:Looks like Light won
Light:Ah yes it is me Light and I will press the subscribe button tonight :D
Alex:So you were never subscribed...
Light:No No-
Alex:LIGHT>:(
Light:(weird noise scream)

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