Spongebob nuclear war

The beginning

It all started one day in Bikini Bottom, where Spongebob was doing his job at the Krusty Krab. He was mopping the floors when he heard a very loud BANG. "Shit!," Spongebob yelled out loud. Little did Spongebob know, a certain Bert and Ernie launched a nuke at Bikini Bottom, as a terror attack. In the blast, seven customers of the Krusty Krab were killed instantly, and several more injured. Spongebob himself had his arm broken, but other than this 'inconvenience' Spongebob was left unharmed. Two weeks later, Spongebob recovered from the nuclear attack. He walked out of the hospital, still wondering about who was responsible for the nuclear attack. There were some newspapers in a makeshift trash can on the empty street, informing Spongebob about who was responsible for the nuclear blast. Spongebob could not believe what he saw in that newspaper, the nuclear blast was from his friendly neighbors Bert and Ernie! "Those bitch ass fuckers, they will pay for this!" exclaimed Spongebob to himself. Bert and Ernie lived right next door to Spongebob, and they planned on moving soon after the nuclear attack, because they were sure that Spongebob would retaliate. That, they were right about, as right after Spongebob had his arm healed, he launched a grenade into Bert and Ernies house, to show them that he was not fucking around. Bert and Ernie then declared war on Spongebob, which he took lightly.