Spongebob nuclear war

The battle of Deez Nuts

Shortly after Bert and Ernie declared war on Spongebob, they put a sloppy drawing of a penis on their window, with text reading 'deez nuts.' While Bert and Ernie were laughing about their joke, they were interupted by a bullet shattering the window, while also ruining the 'deez nuts' picture. Bert and Ernie were furious. They exited the house to see Spongebob throwing a grenade through the already broken window.

          Spongebob began to run, with Bert and Ernie giving chase. Bert and Ernie quickly ran out of energy, so Spongebob quickly got away. Bert and Ernie were right out in the open, extremely tired, and unarmed. Spongebob saw this as an opportunity to give them hell, so he rained bullets on them.

          Bert and Ernie used the little remaining energy they had in them to run back to their base of operations, otherwise known as their house. Spongebob ran to their house quickly, and began to bang on the door. Bert and Ernie panicked, and looked around their living room for weapons. They found two glocks, along with ammo, which was perfect for them. Spongebob then busted down the door, and this time, Bert and Ernie were ready to retaliate.