Wing Man~
"Fuck you Kahl!" I rolled my eyes as Kyle and Cartman glared into each other's eyes from across the bedroom. I spun around in Kyle's computer desk chair and began to realize they wouldn't stop until I said something to make them.
"Guys." Kyle turned to me and gave me his full attention. "Sorry Stan.. You were saying?" I felt a little weird saying this in front of Cartman. I was hoping it would just be Kyle and me. "Well.. I told my mom about me being... Bicurious."
Cartman began laughing rather loudly before Kyle could say a word. He glared at the taller male that was close to falling off the edge of the bed. I saw the tempting look in Kyle's green eyes. "Cartman..." Cartman stopped laughing. "What?" "Shut the fuck up."
"Oi!! Fuck you jew.." Cartman crossed his arms. Kyle sighed as he gave me a small smile. "What was her reaction?" I nervously bit my lip, still not sure if Kyle is okay with his best friend possibly being gay.
"Well. She took it really well actually. My dad on the other hand was shocked and didn't speak for half and hour. When he did he hugged me and said he supports me no matter what. I could see disappointed in his eyes though."
Kyle threw a pillow at me. I dodged it and gave him an odd look. "You lucky fucker Stan. It took me HOURS to convince my parents I wasn't joking!" I sighed in relief. "So your bicurious too?" For some reason Cartman started chuckling. "Haha! No! He's a fag, dude!"
Kyle glared at Cartman. After Cartman went quiet he sighed. "No Stan. I'm gay. I've realized my sexuality years ago." Shock took over as I glared at him. "How come you never told me?!"
My expression softened when Kyle shut his eyes and hung his head. "I-.. I'm sorry Stan... I just wasn't sure if you would be okay with my sexuality. You understand right?" I bit my lip as I started feeling guilty for being upset because he hadn't told me. "I get it.."
Kyle looked up and smiled. Probably so I would feel better. "It's okay Stan. Besides, your my best friend. I probably should've tried to tell you no matter what." Cartman rolled his eyes. "Will you Fags make out already!?"
We both shot him a glare and yelled in sync. "Shut up fatass!" Cartman sighed and brushed us off like our yelling didn't bother him. I smirked. "Did it really take you 'hours' to convince your parents?" Kyle chuckled as he shook his head.
"Dude.. You have nooo idea. I told them at around five in the afternoon. Then it took me ALL night for them to take me seriously! It was unbelievable.." Cartman chuckled under his breath.
"It wasn't unbelievable to find out you're gay. I can't believe your jewish bitch ass mom didn't see it coming!" I stayed quiet, not wanting to say anything. Kyle glared at Cartman that made it seem like he could kill him at any minute.
"That.. is it." Kyle layed on his back and kicked Cartman with both feet while yelling. "FATASS!!!" Cartman fell to the floor and gasped for air when his back hit the floor. He glared up at Kyle who was smirking in satisfaction. But also seemed a bit worried when he heard Cartman gasp for breath.
Kyle looked back over at me curiously. "So.. Do you think your gay or are you just wanting to try it out then forget about it." A cocked an eyebrow at him. "Try it out?" "Yeah you know.. being with a guy."
I stared up at the ceiling, like it would somehow give me an answer. "I don't know... I really don't. But.. I think I might be curious about." I stopped as I bit my lip. Should I tell him? Cartman is in here, but he can be trusted now.. Unless someone payed him for information.
"I'm curious about what it would be like.. To be with... Kenny." I shut my eyes and reopened them to see Kyle's reaction. I was a bit surprised to see him smiling sweetly and Cartman chuckling. Kyle chuckled before smiling at me. "Then go for it Stan."
I smiled back and Cartman began to clear his throat. "You wanna know who Kyle is gay for?" I was a bit curious, but I took Kyle's crossed arms and scolding as a warning. Cartman agnored the warning and spoke anyway.
"I'll give you a hint. Who sits in the back off each class, doesn't eat in the cafeteria, gets in trouble all the time, and is known for flipping the bird?" My eyes widened in surprise after a minute of realizing who he meant. "C-Craig!? How long have you liked him?"
Kyle blushed. "Um.. Awhile I guess..." I smiled. "You two would make a cute couple..." Kyle smiled up at me. I returned the smile. This best friend moment was interrupted by Cartman yelling. "HAH! GAAAYYY!!!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FATASS!!"
******
I stared at the ground and blushed as Kenny hugged me. Cartman laughed at my flustered state. "S'up babe~?" Kenny grinned down at me after pulling away from the hug. "Hey Ken. I need to... talk to you this weekend."
I glanced behind Kenny where Kyle and Cartman stood. Kyle was nodding his head and encouraging me whilst Cartman gave me a thumbs down as he smirked. I really will never get Eric Cartman.
"Sure. After school?" I shook my head as I noticed the bus driving towards us. I need to hurry up before I loose the nerve to ask. "Um. Will you stay the night this weekend? -I mean only if you want!" Kenny smiled.
"Yeah. I'd really like that." I smiled up at him. "Cool dude."
******
"YAAASS!! Oh my gosh! You lucky bitch!" I jumped at Kyle's sudden outburst towards me when our fifth period teacher left. I saw Craig eyes us curiously. "Dude.. Your sudden outburst almost gave me a fuckin heart attack!" Kyle giggled. "Sorry Stan. It's just..." Kyle stared down at the surface of his desk.
Craig, who was sitting on the other side of Kyle, looked a bit worried. I wonder if...
I pushed my thoughts away and ignored our little 'audience' so I could see my best friend smiling again. "C'mon dude. Go ahead." Kyle smiled up at me. "I'm jealous that you can just ask the guy you like so easily and I can't-" I covered Kyle's mouth just in case he might've said Craig's name.
"Dude! Don't say that so loud. Also... i'm not sure about my sexuality quite yet." I went quiet before a question came to mind. "Wait.. jealous?" I chuckled. "Why? I only asked him to spend the night.." Kyle laughed. "Are you kidding!?"
He closed his eyes and rested his head back. "I can't even talk to him when we get time alone. I just freak out on the inside nd waist time. I wish I had guts like you." He smiled and looked at me. "He makes me feel stupid." Stupid? "Is-.. Is that a good thing?"
Kyle laughed. "Yes. It is Stan." I sighed as I looks over at Craig. Our eyes met and I stared into those cold blue eyes as I spoke. "Maybe he's into you too. Maybe he's waiting for the perfect moment.. Or maybe." I leaned forward to make sure Craig got the hint. "He's doubting that you like him back."
The shock on Craig's face was visible. I heard Kyle sighed, glad he hasn't noticed Craig listening and me looking at him, I returned my attention directly to him. "Or maybe he's not even into guys... Should I.. Try asking?"
I glance at Craig who was giving me a questioning look. He mouthed the word 'me'. I nodded my head. I formed a smirk when Craig looked down, grinning at his desk. "Or maybe.. He just found out."
Kyle gave me a weird look."What?"
"Don't worry about it..."
