The Gentleman's Journal

DAY ONE

My name is The Gentleman. I'm a college student at Crewmate College. My friend, Mister Egg, suggested I write this journal so that I can look back on my college years. Shockingly, that's a good idea coming from him. Today's the first day. The time is... OH MY GOD I HAVE TEN MINUTES TO GET TO CLASS! I need to go but I'll write more later..

I'm back. I just finished my biology class. I mean, I don't HATE it, but I don't exactly LIKE it either. My other friend, Mister Cheese, thinks it's boring. He and I met In Crewmate College. The last year of it, I mean. He was friends with Mister Egg before he met me. I don't know how I feel about him. He's kind of a moron... But in a good way? I don't know. I feel like he's gonna be around me for a long time...

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OH.

MY.

GOD.

MISTER CHEESE IS IN MY DORM RIGHT NOW! He locked himself out of his room. His roomate dropped out, and he hates going up to teachers, So he asked if he could "Crash at my place" and being the gentleman that I am, I said yes. He's using my shower right now. Oh hang on... He's coming out.

OK. So Mister Cheese just went out to get us dinner. We're getting this Chinese place that Mister Egg recommended. I wonder where Mister Cheese is going to sleep. I wonder where he WANTS to sleep. Perhaps next to- NO. NO, ABSOLUTLY NOT! WHY AM I THINKING THIS?! Mister Cheese and I are FRIENDS. We wouldn't sleep together... Right? No. Definitely not. I'll ask him where he wants to sleep when he gets back. I just hope it's fine if he sleeps on the couch... My heart is beating, just thinking about the possibility of him sleeping next to me. I've never felt this before... What is this feeling? Usually I'm stone-cold, but I feel all warm and gooey... Like I'm melting. Is this a Disease? I should look this up. Oh, Mister Cheese is back... I'll update again later.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M SLEEPING WITH MISTER CHEESE! When I asked him where he wanted to sleep, he gave me a strange look and said "Next to you" and if this was a comic there would be a HEART in his speech bubble! He's fast asleep right now... Good lord, he's CUTE... WHY AM I GETTING THESE THOUGHTS?!  I'm NOT into males... I never have been. 

I'd better get some sleep... I'm probably just tired.