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Incorrect Quotes

Class 1-A
Deku🥦🥦: Don't take Todoroki-kun to an amusement park.
Boom boom 💥: Why tf not?
Deku🥦🥦: He was buckled in when we got on the roller coaster and he asked why it was there
Purple Balls😩: And?
Deku🥦🥦: I told him it was to make sure he didn't die. In a second flat he unbuckled himself.
Nyooom: ...
Hard As A Rock: Oh-
Office Supplies: Lmfao
Spotify: I like that idea
Deku🥦🥦: DONT ENCOURAGE HIM

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Kaminari: If trees are so useful,why don't they off wifi.

Bakugou: They give off oxygen?

Kaminari: What the fuck is oxi-gin?

Bakugou:

Kaminari:

Bakugou:Fuck this.

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Iida: Hurricane Ida sounds bad.

Kaminari: It became a hurricane fast. Just like your quirk!

Iida:

Iida: Oh no.

Kaminari: *gAsP* YOU ARE HURRICANE IDA! I HAVE TO TELL THE REST OF THE CLASS-

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Kirishima: I accidentally slept with Bakugou once...

Kaminari: Really?

Kirishima: yes.

Kaminari: you accidentally slept with Bakugou?

Kirishima: Yes.

Kaminari: Accidentally?

Kirishima: Yes.

Kaminari: I don't understand...did you trip over something?

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Midoriya: Fill your body with cranberries, so the horse who kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed.

Uraraka: I will give that horse that kills me no luxury.

Tsu: it's okay, we can add the cranberries later.

Confused Todoroki: ...what?

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Kaminari: If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then why do fridges have lights in them?

Class 1-A:

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Class 1-A fighting the league

Todoroki to Dabi: You son of-

Dabi: We have the same mother.

Todoroki, Uraraka, Iida, Midoriya go silent

Dabi: Oh. Whoops. You heard nothing.

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Inko: You hit your wife?

Endeavor:

Inko: You isolated your kid from their siblings?

Endeavor:

Inko:

Endeavor: It be like that.

Authors note:
I enjoyed writing these. I took most from online so no credits go to me 😌 I just found them funny! :)