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Class 1-A Group Chat

Kaminari: I passed! With a 60%!

Iida: Great job Kaminari!

Todoroki: I'm gay.

Kirishima: Wh

Bakugou: ..you know what that means?

Iida: BAKUGOU

Todoroki: I'm gay for...

Todoroki: Myself. I look in the mirror and wonder how such a hot guy like me exists.

Jirou: Love the self positivity, I guess?

Todoroki: Then I remembered that my mom was forced into a marriage just to have me. A hot kid with two quirks.

Iida: Maybe we should stop there..

Todoroki: And just to make me hotter, she gave me a hawt scar, by using boiling water.

Midoriya: What the hell? Todoroki, are you alright?

Todoroki: Everyday I used to look in the mirror and see an ugly being. But no. Today I look in the mirror and saw a hot guy. And thanks to Sero's drugs, here I am.

Sero: DUDE STFU

Iida: ...

Bakugou: Motivational story icyhot. Could probably make some multimillion dollar Hollywood movie with that plot.

Uraraka: So are we just going to ignore how he get his scar?

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Kirishima: I don't see why we had the huge presentation on bullying

Ashido: IKR? It was soo pointless

Iida: Bullying is very important to know about! It's very serious!

Kaminari: It's not like we bully anyone in this class

Midoriya: Yeah, none of us used to be bullies either. That's not very heroic, right Kacchan?

Bakugou: yep

Todoroki: I'm a victim of bullying from my own parents

Sero: We know

Todoroki: K.

Midoriya: Telling someone to take a swan dive off the roof isn't heroic at all

Ojiro: Idk who told you that, but that's really messed up

Bakugou: okay enough talking nerd

Asui: That's sus

Iida: Bakugou...you didn't say that to Midoriya...did you?

Bakugou: no

Midoriya: Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.

Ashido: Well shit

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Sero: Worst punishment a parents given you?

Midoriya: Washed my mouth with soap for swearing

Bakugou: Hit me

Kaminari: Ignored me for 24 hours

Todoroki: Beat me for hours

Uraraka: Spanked me

Sero: ...wtf Kami, Baku, and todo

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Ashido: We should all skip tomorrow

Iida: No! Mr Aizawa will have our heads on a stick!

Todoroki: Even better

Iida: HOW!?

Bakugou: we miss school then we die at the hands of our teacher

Shoji: Are you guys okay?

Todoroki: No

Tokoyami: They're emo now. You're welcome

Iida: ...

Todoroki: What My Chemical Crowmance said.

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Sato: Who's playing Wap at 3 am?

Todoroki: I don't know

Bakugou: beats me

Midoriya: 🤷

Iida: ...

Iida: I thought my Bluetooth headphones were connected. My bad.

Bakugou: WHAT THE FUCK

Kaminari: IM SHITTING TEARS

I literally made this at 12:30 am because I realized I didn't have any drafts 😭
I'm sorry it terrible