11 am
Axl:
Yo who finna come pick me up later?Duff:
I thought you didn't get out until tomorrow?Axl:
I slept with one of the guards and she let me out early.Duff:
OhIzzy:
Omg.Slash:
NiceAxl:
Yeah. So who's coming to get me?Izzy:
I will.Axl:
Thanks Iz. Be here at 3.Izzy:
👍1pm
Slash
Wassup yallSteven:
at the laundromatDuff:
this mf really set his dryer on fire💀Steven:
It was an accident.Slash:
You were an accidentDuff:
SLASHSlash:
IT WAS A JOKESteven:
....Slash:
You know I'm kidding Stevie <3Steven:
Yeah....Izzy:
HeySlash:
yoDuff:
Hey iz wydIzzy:
just made some lunchSlash:
Bro wtfDuff:
Izzy man you good?Izzy:
This shit slaps stfu✋Steven:
Izzy, Slash is being mean to me.Izzy:
beat his ass StevieSteven:
No he'll hit meIzzy:
Slash leave Steven alone or I'll kill youDuff:
Oh lord-Slash:
MAN I WAS JOKING IM SORRYSteven:
Why does this keep happening
Duff:
PLZIzzy:
Dude how did you manage to do this shit TWICE.... and the fucking laundromat too-Steven:
idk it just happensSlash.
Oh my godDuff:
I'm telling y'all we gotta stop leaving this man unsupervised.3pm
Axl:
Yo Izzy, I'm out, where are you?Izzy:
omwAxl:
hurry up before they realize I'm out early and lock me back upIzzy:
Okay okay, don't get your panties in a wad. I'm pulling up now.Slash:
he said panties💀Duff:
LMAO SLASH SHUT UP SJDHIFEBKRSKBSteven:
I couldn't put out the fire so I just left 🤘Izzy:
STEVEN-Duff:
OH MY GOD 💀Slash:
dude you're going to jail💀Steven:
Not if I don't get caught😈Duff:
Oh lord y'all, Steven's a bad boy now😳Slash:
Name one time you haven't gotten caught committing a crime.Steven:
What about all that shit I helped you steal when we were kids? Or all those milfs I'd fuck and rob their purse right after when we were 12? Or all those times we smuggled drugs everywhere we went? Or all those times I'd sneak you in to places we weren't supposed to be? Don't underestimate me.Duff:
Well damn... I guess he told you then Slash 💀Slash:
Fuck. you're right man... welp I guess you can add arson to that list now.Steven:
Doesn't count if it was an accidentDuff:
Or was it.... 👀Slash:
*Illuminati noise*
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