Guns N Roses Groupchat

Part 6

11 am

Axl:
Yo who finna come pick me up later?

Duff:
I thought you didn't get out until tomorrow?

Axl:
I slept with one of the guards and she let me out early.

Duff:
Oh

Izzy:
Omg.

Slash:
Nice

Axl:
Yeah. So who's coming to get me?

Izzy:
I will.

Axl:
Thanks Iz. Be here at 3.

Izzy:
👍

1pm

Slash
Wassup yall

Steven:
at the laundromat

Duff:
this mf really set his dryer on fire💀

Steven:
It was an accident.

Slash:
You were an accident

Duff:
SLASH

Slash:
IT WAS A JOKE

Steven:
....

Slash:
You know I'm kidding Stevie <3

Steven:
Yeah....

Izzy:
Hey

Slash:
yo

Duff:
Hey iz wyd

Izzy:
just made some lunch

Slash:
Bro wtf

Duff:
Izzy man you good?

Izzy:
This shit slaps stfu✋

Steven:
Izzy, Slash is being mean to me.

Izzy:
beat his ass Stevie

Steven:
No he'll hit me

Izzy:
Slash leave Steven alone or I'll kill you

Duff:
Oh lord-

Slash:
MAN I WAS JOKING IM SORRY

Steven:
Why does this keep happening

Duff:
PLZ

Izzy:
Dude how did you manage to do this shit TWICE.... and the fucking laundromat too-

Steven:
idk it just happens

Slash.
Oh my god

Duff:
I'm telling y'all we gotta stop leaving this man unsupervised.

3pm

Axl:
Yo Izzy, I'm out, where are you?

Izzy:
omw

Axl:
hurry up before they realize I'm out early and lock me back up

Izzy:
Okay okay, don't get your panties in a wad. I'm pulling up now.

Slash:
he said panties💀

Duff:
LMAO SLASH SHUT UP SJDHIFEBKRSKB

Steven:
I couldn't put out the fire so I just left 🤘

Izzy:
STEVEN-

Duff:
OH MY GOD 💀

Slash:
dude you're going to jail💀

Steven:
Not if I don't get caught😈

Duff:
Oh lord y'all, Steven's a bad boy now😳

Slash:
Name one time you haven't gotten caught committing a crime.

Steven:
What about all that shit I helped you steal when we were kids? Or all those milfs I'd fuck  and rob their purse right after when we were 12? Or all those times we smuggled drugs everywhere we went? Or all those times I'd sneak you in to places we weren't supposed to be? Don't underestimate me.

Duff:
Well damn... I guess he told you then Slash 💀

Slash:
Fuck. you're right man... welp I guess you can add arson to that list now.

Steven:
Doesn't count if it was an accident

Duff:
Or was it.... 👀

Slash:
*Illuminati noise*