3pm
Duff:
AyeSteven:
HeyySlash:
YoDuff:
Y'all wanna go out tonight?Slash:
Yeah I'm down where we going?Steven:
Can we go to a strip clubAxl:
I'm with Steven on this oneSlash:
Me tooDuff:
I- alright.Axl:
See if Izzy wants to goSteven:
IZZYYYYYDuff:
IZZY WHERE ARE YOUSlash:
IZZY YOU DIRTY FUCKER COME HEREIzzy:
HuhSteven:
HeyyIzzy:
HiAxl:
You coming to the stip club with us?Izzy:
Why...Slash:
Mf- because why notIzzy:
Nah I'm good.Duff:
Bro come onSlash:
Yeah don't be lameSteven:
Pleaseee you never come with us :(Izzy:
Guys really I don't wanna goAxl:
Dude are you doing heroin againIzzy:
... what makes you think that?Duff:
I mean you have been a little more distant and you seem pretty off lately. More than usual at leastIzzy:
Guys I'm not on heroin... right now at leastSlash:
Man, I told you to stop hanging around with all those junkiesIzzy:
Slash, you have no room to speak. I'm okay. You guys go have fun and don't worry about me.Axl:
Whatever you say man. Get your shit together. We're coming to see you after we leave.Izzy:
okay. Bring wine plzDuff:
We got you8pm
Slash:
Yo Izzy you didn't tell us your ex was a stripperIzzy:
What?Duff:
Yeahh she's in the back giving Axl a lap dance rn 💀Izzy:
Which one??Slash:
Fucking Vanessa or some shit? The one with the spider tattoo on her thighIzzy:
Shit, I didn't know she was a stripper either. maybe she started after we broke up... or she just never told me. Idk she was kinda weirdSteven:
Yeah but she's hotIzzy:
Yeah, well...Slash:
Hold on I'm finna go see if I can get with this goth chick over hereSteven:
Brb I'm gonna go flirt with this short brunette girlDuff:
And I'm gonna sit here and watch the blonde that keeps staring at meIzzy:
Yeah, you guys do that.1 hour later
Axl:
YO IZ I JUST FUCKED YOUR EXIzzy:
:/Axl:
She said I was wayyy better than you ever wereIzzy:
Yeah, okay whatever helps you sleep at nightDuff:
Hey Axl, respectfully, I don't think I believe you. Izzy's one kinky mf and something tells me he knows how to please a woman. I hate to say it, but I don't think you could meet those standards...Axl:
Duff do you wanna get your ass kicked?Steven:
Duff, that sounds kinda gayDuff:
Hey man, I'm just sayin.Slash:
I mean I have to say, Duff's not wrong...Axl:
Okay okay, whatever. At least I don't have a girl nameDuff:
DAMN IZZY HE SAID YOU GOT A GIRLS NAMEIzzy:
Yeah, and he's got a tiny dick so what can you doSteven:
DAYUMMMDuff:
OH MY GODSlash:
SHITTT*Axl left the chat*
Duff:
Well... guess he's not coming with us to see you later, iz.Izzy:
Fine with meSteven:
We're on the way bestie :)Izzy:
alright, don't forget the wineSlash:
Ofc
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