Guns N Roses Groupchat

Part 7

3pm

Duff:
Aye

Steven:
Heyy

Slash:
Yo

Duff:
Y'all wanna go out tonight?

Slash:
Yeah I'm down where we going?

Steven:
Can we go to a strip club

Axl:
I'm with Steven on this one

Slash:
Me too

Duff:
I- alright.

Axl:
See if Izzy wants to go

Steven:
IZZYYYYY

Duff:
IZZY WHERE ARE YOU

Slash:
IZZY YOU DIRTY FUCKER COME HERE

Izzy:
Huh

Steven:
Heyy

Izzy:
Hi

Axl:
You coming to the stip club with us?

Izzy:
Why...

Slash:
Mf- because why not

Izzy:
Nah I'm good.

Duff:
Bro come on

Slash:
Yeah don't be lame

Steven:
Pleaseee you never come with us :(

Izzy:
Guys really I don't wanna go

Axl:
Dude are you doing heroin again

Izzy:
... what makes you think that?

Duff:
I mean you have been a little more distant and you seem pretty off lately. More than usual at least

Izzy:
Guys I'm not on heroin... right now at least

Slash:
Man, I told you to stop hanging around with all those junkies

Izzy:
Slash, you have no room to speak. I'm okay. You guys go have fun and don't worry about me.

Axl:
Whatever you say man. Get your shit together. We're coming to see you after we leave.

Izzy:
okay. Bring wine plz

Duff:
We got you

8pm

Slash:
Yo Izzy you didn't tell us your ex was a stripper

Izzy:
What?

Duff:
Yeahh she's in the back giving Axl a lap dance rn 💀

Izzy:
Which one??

Slash:
Fucking Vanessa or some shit? The one with the spider tattoo on her thigh

Izzy:
Shit, I didn't know she was a stripper either. maybe she started after we broke up... or she just never told me. Idk she was kinda weird

Steven:
Yeah but she's hot

Izzy:
Yeah, well...

Slash:
Hold on I'm finna go see if I can get with this goth chick over here

Steven:
Brb I'm gonna go flirt with this short brunette girl

Duff:
And I'm gonna sit here and watch the blonde that keeps staring at me

Izzy:
Yeah, you guys do that.

1 hour later

Axl:
YO IZ I JUST FUCKED YOUR EX

Izzy:
:/

Axl:
She said I was wayyy better than you ever were

Izzy:
Yeah, okay whatever helps you sleep at night

Duff:
Hey Axl, respectfully, I don't think I believe you. Izzy's one kinky mf and something tells me he knows how to please a woman. I hate to say it, but I don't think you could meet those standards...

Axl:
Duff do you wanna get your ass kicked?

Steven:
Duff, that sounds kinda gay

Duff:
Hey man, I'm just sayin.

Slash:
I mean I have to say, Duff's not wrong...

Axl:
Okay okay, whatever. At least I don't have a girl name

Duff:
DAMN IZZY HE SAID YOU GOT A GIRLS NAME

Izzy:
Yeah, and he's got a tiny dick so what can you do

Steven:
DAYUMMM

Duff:
OH MY GOD

Slash:
SHITTT

*Axl left the chat*

Duff:
Well... guess he's not coming with us to see you later, iz.

Izzy:
Fine with me

Steven:
We're on the way bestie :)

Izzy:
alright, don't forget the wine

Slash:
Ofc