Average My Hero Academia Story

Capture!!!1

After the summer camp horrors, and  the All For One fight. Class 1-A finally settles down in their dorms.

That was all fine until Nezu decided to gather every staff member into his office.

Shouta: Alright, you filthy fucking rat... what is it.

Nezu: Shut the fuck up and look at this!!!11

Nezu showed everyone a monitor.

Nemuri: Your nudes?

Nezu had a look of horror on his face.

Nezu: WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM?!

Nezu: N-nevermind! Look at this!

On a new tab, it shows the human puppy, aka, Deku stealing files.

"Deku": Aww, Shiggy! It's time to go already?!

No one bothered to notice that the "Deku" on video had an abnormally high pitched voice.

Nemuri: You do realise that Midoriya has two broken arms, and was in RG's office? And since when did he go through reverse puberty?

Enji: Shut up, wench! It's obvious that he did it.

Shouta: As much as I hate agreeing with anything, I have to agree with Nemuri.

Nezu: Too bad. It's like, 10-2. Get All Might here.

Shouta rolled his eyes.

Shouta: Damn. The problem child is going to jail. Too bad I can't do a fucking thing.

Izuku was walking into gathering room.

Then, in naught-point 4 seconds, everyone, with the exceptions of Kirishma, Mineta, Kaminari, and Todoroki, fucking obliterated Midoriya.

Kirishma: Dude, that's so manly~

Midoriya: *barely clinging on to life* Shut the fuck up already!

All of a sudden, All Might, Midnight, Eraser, and Nezu fucking slapped quirk-erasing handcuffs on the blood covered boy.

All Might: YOUNG MIDORIYA! GET FUCKED! ALSO I WANT MY FUCKING POWER BACK LMAO!!

All Might grabbed Izuku's head, and started to eat his hair.

Everyone in the room:

All Might: WHAT?

Nezu: Never mind. Can we just take the guy to Tartarus already?

Eraser: Ok.

Bored guards sent Izuku into his cell.

Guard one: Meet your new cell mate, prison bitch.

Izuku turned around to see All For One.

AFO: Sup?

Izuku about to shit himself after seeing All For One again.

AFO: Bring me that ass.

Izuku: Get off of me!

AFO: I thought that you would like it.

Izuku: And who told you that?

AFO: Random prepubescents on Twitter said that you were gay, and liked being in abusive relationships.

All Izuku could do was scream as the greasy, disfigured man was pounding him with his disgusting member-

Okay! Okay! Fuck that! We are not doing anymore of that epar shit!

Two months later.

Nemuri was looking for any evidence to prove Izuku's innocence.

Nemuri: Well well~ someone was busy.

Nemuri found 12 notebooks. All of them containing the quirks of his fellow students, and the staff.