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All Might: Nemuri, what is all of this?

Nemuri placed the books down on Nezu's desk.

Nemuri: Evidence that proves Izuku is innocent, you used cum rag!

Nezu: We made a big mistake!

Nemuri: ohH wE madE a bIg mIstAkE!!!1 No shit, Sherlock. Now go bail him out!

Nezu: Fuck you!

Nemuri: Crawl your furry arse here and do it your fucking self!

2 hours later.

Back in prison.

Midoriya was given a brand new quirk out of no where.

Izuku: Thanks again, AFO!

AFO: Yeah, sure!

As All For One was speaking to Izuku, a fucking wall exploded.

AFO: Oh. That was convenient.

Izuku: Very. PRISON BREAK!

Izuku uses his convenient super speed to run out of Tartarus.

Izuku:

Izuku was so fast, that he outran the sound barrier.

Back at U.A.

Nezu: Attention students! We done goofed! The crazy vampire girl was actually Izuku Midoriya in disguise.

Class 1-A and 1-B:

Nemuri just fucking left.

Nezu: Nemuri, wait! There was a prison break! Come back here, you filthy fucking bitch!

By the time Nezu watched the report, Nemuri was already gone.

After Midoriya's escape, Midnight, by some miracle, tracked him down.

Izuku: Hello there!

Midnight: General Midoriya. Are you DTF?

Izuku: K.

Fuck You. I don't have the patience to do anymore. The End.