Naruto X Sakura

season 1:*chapter 1:genin test*

(at training ground 1)
Naruto:where is kakashi sensei
Sakura:why is he late
Then poof of smoke came and there was kakashi sensei standing on a tree

Kakashi:sorry am late I saw a pretty lady

Naruto and sakura yelled
Lieeeee
A sweat dropped from kakashi

Kakashi:let's start the test
Sasuke:finally
Kakashi:okay the test is simple,you guys have to get these bells from me before the time runs out

Sasuke:but there's only two bells
Naruto: yeah
Kakashi:yes two people will take these bells while the loser goes back to the academy

Sakura:what
Kakashi:okay,now let's begin
They all hid
Kakashi:"a basic for a ninja is to conceal his or her presence'everyones hiding nicely

Then naruto walked to him
Sasuke:"whispering"that idiot
Kakashi:hey,aren't you a little weird compared to the others

Naruto:shut the hell up and let's fight
Kakashi:okay
He reached into his pouch as naruto was running to him he stopped and jumped backwards

Kakashi:ninja tactic know how number one taigutsu, I'll teach you that first

Naruto was shocked as kakashi brought out his flirting paradise

Naruto:But um,um why did you take out a book

Kakashi:why I got curious as to how the story is gonna develop

Naruto clenched his fist and ran to kakashi angry

Naruto:AM GONNA POUND YOUUUU
he punched the kakashi but he wasn't there

Naruto:ahh,huh
Kakashi was behind him with his two index fingers joined and squating

Sakura:the seal of the tiger,is he going to use a high ninjutsu against naruto

Sasuke:hmm
Sakura: Naruto run your going to die
Naruto:eh
Then kakashi put his two index fingers in naruto's butt and the boy smiled then was thrown up holding his butt

Kakashi:a thousand years of pain
Naruto fell in the water and kakashi continued reading

Sakura:"his strength is so unfair what are we supposed to do"

Naruto:"damn it...it wasn't suppose to end like this"

He swam up and kakashi was twirling his shurikens still reading

Sasuke:"no way this is more than what the rumors said about him"

He reached his Puch
(Hokage tower)
Ikura:no way this says 0 people have passed

Sarutobi:yes they have all failed
'with naruto'
He swam to shore
Kakashi:you know you can't win
Naruto:I already know
Kakashi:you said you were going to exceed the hokage but your actions say otherwise

Naruto:well I was hungry
Everyone except kakashis tummy grumpled and Sasuke blushed of embarrassment

Sakura:"I also skipped dinner last night"

Naruto:I was just off guard a while ago,damn it am hungry so my powers are..no I can't fail at a place like this no matter what

7 naruto's jumped out of the water and kakashi was shocked

Naruto 1:this is my best technique,the  boushin no jutsu

Sakura was shocked
Sakura:"there's 7 naruto's..what their not afterimages they're all real"

Sasuke was shocked
Kakashi:shadow replications instead of just a replication

"Flashback to naruto vs mizuki"
Naruto: Don't lay a finger on Iruka sensei