Me: Will Solance... son of Apollo the camps healer... Nico Di Angelo's boyfriend... A little sunshine... Carbord cut out of his father... You'd think that because I don't get along with the god that I wouldn't get along with his kids but it's not like that... Most of them are pretty cool... I like hanging out with them
Steve: favorite Apollo kid? Not Will.
Me: yeah like I was going to pick a guy who rained on my parade all the time...
Me:...I mean they're all really nice...
Me:..I really like all of them...
Me:... it's Riley and Pandora I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about...
Me:.. no offense to Kayla and Austin and...
Me:... the others...the newbies...
Me:..but Pandora and Riley are just a part of my main squad of buddies...
Me:... I know people want to hang out with me at camp that's crazy...
(A/n: anything plague kid related doesn't belong to me! I don't really know Pandora! But a girl can wish to know someone as awesome as them! Pandora belongs to @jewel go check them out on TikTok they're awesome! I love them! Go check it and the people mentioned next are real creators go check them out too!)
Me: there's Bee a Hades's kid..
Me: Sonia an Athena's kid...
Me: Rain a Iris's kid...
Me: Riley and Pandora children of Apollo...
Me:Kayra a Tyche kid...
Me:...is that all of them?...
Me:... They're more than like come and go but those are the main ones... my main squad I love hanging out with them they're so cool.
Clint: so if he's the camps doctor would he like help you if you were hurt?
Me:*laugh*I'm sorry Will is not cruel! Don't get me wrong he's really really nice!
Me: I just have to not sing...
Me: which is easy when I'm you know
... injured...
Me: and possibly unconscious...
Me: imagine if he just didn't ...
Me: rude!
Me: rude as the Tartarus! *Cracks up*
Me: and even if he would hate me he is still under the Hippocratic oath.
Thor: lady Amar would he hug you if you would ask him to?
Me:...
Me: y'all seem to think it Will hates me....
Me:...
Me:...ok he's not my biggest fan...
but I'm his sibling's friend...
Me: I'm supposed to annoy him...
Me:..I'm supposed to bring him stress...
Me: ....*now curious* give me a second *goes to IM him*
Me:*comes back*he said: well duh...
Me:...probably because I'm not the biggest fan of public showing of affection...
Me:...so if I ask for a hug it means that I need it!
Bruce: what else did he say
Me: he asked me if I need a hug because I broke up with Lily...
Me:...I told him no. The Apollo kids are just like human space heaters...
Me: they're just constantly warm all the time whenever they feel like it or not... So yeah Will give this great hugs...why are you asking?... do you need a hug?...
Thor: actually yes! *Hugs me*
Me: *chocking sounds* mom is that you?
Loki:*panicked* brother let go of lady Amar!
Thor:*let's me go*
Me: thanks but please next time warn me. *Conjures some Pop-Tarts*
Thor: *beams with joy and goes on couch munching on them*
Loki: how did you know he liked Pop-Tarts?
Me: I have my ways
Natasha: let's play something else. Never have I ever questions.
Everyone but the gods and me (who have no idea what that is) nod
Thor: how does the game work lady Natasha?
Nat: okay so I will say never have I ever and a statement and if you did it you take a shot of your drink.
Everyone:*gets servers a drink*
Me: *gets served a juice box* oh hahaha very funny Tony give something real.
Me:*gets a margarita* thank you!
Natasha: okay never have I ever though about sleeping with Amar.
Me: seriously Natasha? Who would?...
Me:*turns to the left*
Loki, Pietro and Bucky: *take a drink* that is not surprising *looks the other way*
Nat, Thor, Sam (when had he came here?):*take a drink* THAT is surprising.
Tony/overprotective dad ™: don't you dare! And seriously Romanoff you too.
Loki:*glares at his brother*
Sam: I mean who wouldn't. Have you seen her in training the girl is flexible.
Me: I can be more flexible...
Sam: really😏
Me: yeah too bad you'll never know.
Wanda: never have I ever saw her naked
Me:*cue to burying my face in my hands*
Nat, Wanda, Thor:*take a drink*
Loki:*stabs Thor*
Vision: I can't drink
Me: all are pretty easy to explain. The men do not know how to knock... seriously Thor, Vision fucking learn to knock! Especially you Vision stop fazing through the walls to talk to Wanda! And Wanda and Nat train with me so we're mostly in the same changing room because we're all women... well I am only most of the time.
Thor: I said I'm sorry. And you have a beautiful body lady Amar.
Vision: I second that.
Loki:*stab stab once again*
Me: you're just making it worse. That is really nice of you but please stop.
Me: okay never have I ever used my powers for sex.
Me, Loki, Thor, Wanda, Pietro:*take a sip*
Loki:*curious* how?
Me: wouldn't you like to know weather boy. Why don't you try and find out?~
Pietro:*gen-z teen™*ohhhhh
Thor: okay never have I ever cheated
Me:*takes a sip*
Everyone:*stunned silence*
Me:*innocently* 1st year high school math test.
Everyone:*relief*
Me: what did you think I meant?
Pietro: hey wanna hear a dick joke?
Me: no.
Pietro: nevermind it's too long for you.
Me: hey you wanna hear a pussy joke?
Pietro: sure.
Me: never mind you won't get it.
Wanda:*chokes*
Tony: *sarcastically* good one kid
Me: hey random but do you wanna go to the beach tomorrow.
Pietro: dying to see me in swimsuit mi princessa?
Me: one of us will be dying and that will not be me
Pietro:...
Me: so you wanna go?
Nat: I'll go
Clint: then I'm going too
Tony: science bros will be there
Thor: so will we
Wanda: we'll be there
Sam: so will me and Bucky
Me: great so it's settled. We're going to the beach.*they have no idea what they're getting into*
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The day after night (Loki x OC)
RandomAmar Ito is broken. Formerly known as Amelia Elizabeth Germacius, Green Diamond's and the sea god Poseidon's child, adopted child of Nero is unimaginably powerful, and because of their parentage. They are very wanted by monsters. Their childhood was...
