I woke up shouting: ''I will bow to no man!''.Then I heard Rose crying.''Ohh sorry baby did I scared you?'' I said. I knew that people in spandex were watching me but I ignored them. I only paid attention to Rose. I sang Once upon a time.
Rose giggled and stopped crying. ''you are so cute'' I cooed.'' ahem'' one of the men in iron said.'' Sorry how rude of me Mr. suit made of iron... and other metals'' I said. ''It's Iron man you might have heard of me. Care to explain what are you doing in my tower?'' My phone rang.''Just a sec'' I said and I looked. It was a text. From Percy. On the eight+Nico, Will and occasionally Reyna and Thalia group chat.'' How do I become a jellyfish? Seriously Percy?'' I said.'' Dumbass'' I muttered. ''Well they don't have any brains so you're already halfway through'' I said as I typed. I looked up and said: ''My dead brain half-brother texted me to answer your questions no I haven't heard of you and I don't know how I got here. I'm from an alternative reality and when I breech I never know where I'll end up because I don't train enough. But you probably already know who and what I am and don't you DARE give me 'the pity look'. It's annoying: Ohh poor Amar you are so traumatized. Poor girl. It's infuriating''. I said annoyed. I got a video call. ''That's it'' I say and put it on the speaker and hologram. It was a group call with Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Calypso, Nico, Will, Piper (does she even have wifi in Oklahoma?), Frank, Hazel, Reyna, Meg, and Apollo (why were they on here? ( I have Meg saved as super plant and Apollo as Haiku hunk)):
Water boy has joined the call
Smart cookie has joined the call
Shifty has joined the call
Gem girl has joined the call
Latino elf has joined the call
The Titaness has joined the call
Zombie boy has joined the call
Sunray has joined the call
Ms. charm speak has joined the call
Super plant has joined the call
Haiku hunk has joined the call
Ms. Badass has joined the call
Meg: Hey Apollo, Amar?
Me: yeah
Meg: my hands are stuck in the pringle's cup can you come to help me?
Apollo: both hands?
Meg: yeah both hands
Me: then how the fuck did you...?
Meg: how I dialed this number is unimportant come and help me NOW.
Apollo:*sighs* I got it
Haiku hunk has ended the call
Super plant has ended the call
Percy: what's the easiest way to steal a men's wallet?
Me: a knife to the throat?
Nico: gun to the back?
Reyna: poison in his cup?
Frank:...
Frank: you're all horrible!
Me: Yeah we are arent we?
Me: anyway I got the news.
Me: I quit my last job.
Percy: what why? I thought you loved your job! you got to.... to...
Me: cut dead bodies
Percy: wait what?!
Me: I have 24 PhDs, Seaweed brain and 12 of them are from forensic anthropology, and some other stuff. I was working with FBI on murder investigations.
Percy:*sarcastically* My sister cutting open dead, possibly brutally murdered bodies oh yeah that's a LOT better
Me:well better than my last job when people were still alive when I cut them.
Reyna: so you know how to get rid of a body and or properly kill someone?
Me: yeah. Do you need help with something?
Reyna: No but you might soon be needed
Leo: So let's change the subject before we get involved in something possibly illegal. Do you have any gross crime scene stories?
Me: yeah but I'll rather tell later because the innocent demigods are listening
Me: wait... How are you texting? Did Leo already make the monster-proof phones?
Leo: yep. There's nothing Super-sized McShizzle can't do!
Me: without the help of my plans that I conveniently left on your desk.
Leo: er... well how is Rose?
Me: she's great! She's asleep now but don't you think you got away with that subject Valdez.
Leo: Isn't it weird that people kill musquitos just because they're annoying?
Leo: like dam if people did that to other people I would've died years ago!
Me: yeah because you're the most annoying person ever and I myself have considered murdering you many many times.
Leo: ...
Percy: Is the S silent in the word scent or is it the C
Me: Percy wtf is wrong with...
Me: just wait a dam minute! Annabeth!
Annabeth: on it!
Smart cookie has ended the call
Me: soo what now?
Piper: let's play truth or dare!
Everyone: *groan*
Piper: c'mon it's gonna be fun!
Will: I'll go first!
Will: Nico truth or dare?
Nico: truth
Will: how many hours did you sleep?
Nico: dare
Will: go to sleep dark prince
Nico: *groans* I hate this game
Zombie boy has ended the call
Sunray has ended the call
Percy: soo...I got a B on my blood test
Me: that's good at least your blood is smarter than you.
Leo: *explosion*
Me: what did you blow up now?
Leo: Nah it's fine it's just... *he gets bathed in flames*.
Leo:*standing there in underwear* oh c'mon Festus I just changed my clothes!
Latino elf has ended the call
Calypso: I'll go help him
The Titaness has ended the call
Me:*ending the call*
I looked at spandex people and notice that the one middleera-looking person was the guy in the cell. He was looking at me in a way I knew very well. The 'let's see how I can use you for your power' look. I ignored him. ''Now that I have your attention you seem to be able to be a valued asset to the team.'' .''I'm sorry who are you?''. ''Were the avengers. And we'd like you to join us''
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The day after night (Loki x OC)
RandomAmar Ito is broken. Formerly known as Amelia Elizabeth Germacius, Green Diamond's and the sea god Poseidon's child, adopted child of Nero is unimaginably powerful, and because of their parentage. They are very wanted by monsters. Their childhood was...
