The day after night (Loki x OC)

W-WAIT WHAT

Me: ummmm. Dare.
Wanda:*smirks evilly*
Me:*I have made a grave mistake*
Wanda: I dare you to seduce...
Me:*Wanda if you can hear me please not Loki*
Wanda:... Pietro
Me: oh *blush*
Pietro: *smirks* c'mon mi princessa
Me:*moves out of the seat and sits on Pietro's lap*.
Me: *whisper in his ear in Sokovian* have you been a bad boy? Do you need to get punished? *Starts moving a little*
Pietro: *moans*
Me:*feels something hard poking my ass*
Me: *in Sokovian* whoa already?
Me:*English* done *about to get up*
Pietro: wait mi princessa *wraps his hand around my waist*
Me: *pull a knife out of my gem and spins it in my hands* Pietro, Pietro, sweetheart if you don't get your hands off of me in the next 2 seconds you won't have hands anymore
Pietro:*immediately lets go*
Me:*sits back on my chair*
I look at Loki and Tony. Judging from their facial expression they wanted to kill the speedster. But I presume both for a different reasons. My phone rang. It said seaweed brain on contacts. Percy.
I answered it in Greek.
Me: what do you want Kelp head
Reyna: *in Latin* is that how you greet your mother figure? I don't have my monster-proof phone yet so I used Percy's.
Me:*in Latin as well* Reyna! H-hey how are you?
Reyna: I heard you and Mia broke up. She told me her side of the story. What really happened?
Me: she cheated on me.
Reyna: oh did she? *terrifyingly calm tone*. *Blade sharpening in the background*
Me: Rey please don't do anything stupid
Reyna: when have I ever done anything stupid. You know how to get rid of a body right? And I told you don't call me Rey. *Still creepily calm*
Me: Reyna no!
Reyna: Reyna yes. *hangs up*
Me: don't...*English* she hung up on me! Rude!
Bruce: who was that
Me: someone important. Tony truth or dare?
Tony: truth
Me: how high is your body count?
Tony: *smirks* somewhere between 10000 and 50000
Me:*roles my eyes* of course what did I expect
Tony: Barnes truth or dare
Barnes: truth of course
Tony: are you attracted to anyone in this room.
Bucky: now I am *looks at me*
Me:*rolls my eyes* in your horny dreams old man.
Bucky: oh it's already in my dreams doll
Bucky: Banner truth or dare?
Bruce: truth
Bucky: who was the last person you slept with
Bruce:*blushes* Natasha
Natasha:*blank*
Me: I ship it! *Everyone looking at me* what? *Realize* stars I'm slowly turning into Piper. I need to get out of this dress.
Pietro: I could help you with that mi princessa.
Me: I'm not 2 years old Pietro and unlike you I know how to change my own clothes without help like a big girl.
Pietro:... Hey!
Me: oh sorry are you embarrassed by the fact that your sister still picks your clothes like your 2 years old. Oh wait mentally you are.
Bruce: Clint truth or dare?
Clint: dare
Bruce: ummm...teach Amar archery
Clint: I don't have to
Bruce:why?
Me: I was blessed by the literal god of archery dumbass. You know that right? Of course I know this shit.
Clint: Amar truth or dare?
Me: truth
Clint: who called you? You looked terrified. Who in all of the dimensions would you be scared of?
Me: Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano daughter of Bellona, ex-predator of 12th legion, hunter of Artemis and my mother figure. I'm pretty sure she's planing to kill Mia.
Loki:*murmurs*not if I do it first.
Me: how do you plan on doing it mother fucker? She's in another dimension entirely.
Loki: I'll find a way
Me: mhm anyways Pietro truth or dare
Pietro: (now terrified of me) truth
Me: when did you lost your virginity?
Pietro:*blush* 18
Tony: wasn't that around the time you joined us?
Pietro: ...yes
Tony: seriously in my tower?
Me: didn't you give it to the avengers? Pietro is technically an Avenger. So it's his Tower too.
Tony: I feed you.
Me: you did not have to do that. That was your choice. We are adults with paying jobs you're not obligated to feed us. You could have just told us:"go to the store and buy food for yourself motherfuckers"
Tony: you... Wait that's actually a good point
Me: my half-brother is rubbing off on me looks like audacity is genetic.
Me: yeah anyways it's Pietro's turn.
Pietro: Peter truth or dare?
Me: Parker's already gone home Pietro it's past his curfew
Pietro: little sis truth or dare?
Wanda: a dare I'm not a coward. And don't call me little sis we're twins.
Pietro: I'm 12 minutes older. I dare you to kiss the most attractive person in the room...
Wanda:*kisses Vision*
Pietro:...that is not Vision.
Wanda: *blushes but goes and kisses Nat on the cheek*
Me: pansexual fucking knew it
Wanda: Steve truth or dare?
Steve: dare
Wanda: I dare you to flirt with Amar
Me: seriously that's fucking disgusting he's old enough to be my grandfather. No actually I take that back my grandfather is Kronos  he's way, way older and way less nicer than Steve. He's old enough to be my grandfather if I was a human.
Steve: language! *awkwardly moves toward me* um...are you the sun because damn girl you're shining.
Me: that's the best thing you come up with? You sound like a child of Apollo. Even I can do better than that.
Steve: okay I did it! I don't want to take it further because she's way too young for me.
Me: you're actually a little more than a half of my age.
Tony: what the fuck how old are you?
Me: I was supposed to be 25 and I am 25 but I'm not I'm 45.
Tony: what?
Me: I got trapped between space and time for 20 years and I have age manipulating powers so basically... I can look however old I want
Tony: okay...
Me: anyway let's never talk about that again
Steve: Nat truth or dare
Nat: truth
Steve: what happened in Budapest?
Clint: can we not?
Me: yeah can we not?
Clint: you told her?
Me: no but I can see the experience was traumatic and that she does not want to talk about it
Nat: no it's okay... I tried to take down the Red room and a civilian got hurt in the process. The civilian was Dreykov's daughter. I blew her up.
Me: repeating; let's never talk about that again
Nat: Amar truth or dare?
Me: dare
Nat: I dare you to either talk dirty to Loki or do seven minutes in heaven with him.