𝗧𝗢𝗞𝗬𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦

𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬'𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗧

𝗠𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗬

Starts worrying and trying to figure out what he has to do as a parent.

"How do we change diapers?"

𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡
He's pretty much a dad already so he's calm about it but excited.

"I'll go start shopping for what we'll need. What size diapers?"

𝗕𝗔𝗝𝗜

"A kid? You lying. Say on god bruh."

"On God."

𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗔

Wants to spoil the kid and they're not even born yet.

"Really?! Can I name them? We'll get them a-"

"Tora they haven't even formed yet.."

𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗬

Is happy at first but then realizes there'll be shitty diapers and vomit.

"I'm not changing the diapers."

"Nah nigga you the one who didn't pull out."

𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗥𝗬

Turns into the happiest man on earth, starts questioning himself before confirming with you.

"You are? It's mine, right? So I'm a dad? Wow-"

"Why do you seem so surprised?"

"I'm just happy, that's all." He said, a small smile.

𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗬𝗔

Would be so happy but unable to put it into words.

"That's nice."

"That's nice?"

𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗙𝗨𝗬𝗨

He got one thing on his mind tbh.

"Does this mean no sex?"

"Nigga-"

𝗜𝗭𝗔𝗡𝗔

Would continue his act of hating you but still wants to show he's excited.

"Let's hope they're useful."

"You know what-"

𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗭𝗨

*leaves you*

LEMME STOP-

"Abort it or something, I'm not waiting 9 months to fuck my own girlfriend."

"SANZU!"

𝗥𝗔𝗡

He'd just be really happy and excited on the inside, but super calm on the outside.

"That's great. Are you mentally stable to carry it though?"

"I'm pretty stable-"

"No the fuck you aren't."