random Hank fic

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(Because I've never wrote about him before.)

Hank was watching tv and tricky is eating cookies and "reading" a old dictionary. Look Hank! Give me a sec trick this is the good part! Tricky huffs  and shoves the book in Hank's face sending dust in Hank's nose. Ack t tricky y you kn know I I'm ah ah aah allergic! Uh oh sorry clown forgot clowns so sorry! Ahhhhhhh! Tricky knew about Hank's dust, mold, and ragweed allergies but had never seen him sneeze. Deimos and Sanford walk in seeing him inhaling they had also never seen him sneeze but sense him was a mag they knew it would be big. Tricky hid behind the couch Deimos yells. OH NO HIS GONNA BLOW SAVE YOURSELF! And grabs a chair as a shield. While Sanford just brace's himself. Ahhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhh HAAAAAAAAAAAA! Clown is scared! HAAAAAAAAAAAtck! Wait... What? His sneeze is small and kitten like but he still needs to sneeze. Tckkkk AHHHHHHtckkkkkk tccccck EHHHHHHHtttttck! But the dust is still in Hank's nose so he has a (uncommonly loud) fit. TCKKKKKKK TTTTTTTTCK TCCCCCCK TCKKKKKCHOOOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHSHOOOOOOO AHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ISHOOOOO CHOOOOO CHOOOOO SHOOOOO ESHOOOOOO ISHOOOOOO ACHOOOOO ESHOOOO ISHOOOOOOO AHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOO HAAACHOOOOOOOOOO EHCHOOOO AHHHHHHSHOOOOOOO ESHOOOOOOO CHOOOOOO SHOOOOOO CHOOOOOO ESHOOOOO AHSHOOOOOOO AHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ISHOOOOO CHOOOOO! Ok now that was what I thought it would sound like! Bless you! Tricky comes out of the couch and Deimos puts the chair down and Sanford just hands Hank a hankie. Thanks. Hank says as he blows his nose tricky decides to read a different book.

(Lol Hank is good grunt!)

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