random Ron fic

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Ron and Bob where hanging out. Ron is sniffing evey five minutes Bob is tired of it. Are you sick or something your sniffing evey five minutes? No I'm too cool to be sick sniff sniff". There! You did it again! Stop it it's annoying! Ok fine I'm sniffing but it's just a thing I do! Really? Because I've never seen that happen before. Grrrr just leave me alone! Nope! Bob looks outside his window and sees a bunch of wild flowers. He goes out there and grabs a bunch of then bringing them back inside. Why do you have those? Because I know why your sniffing it's because your allergic to these. He holds them up in the air. Umm no I'm too cool to have allergies! Bob just rolls his eyes and sticks the flowers in Rons face. H hey ah eh n no ha I I'm not a a a ah ah allergic! Dude you're literally hitching and your nostrils are flaring its pretty obvious you have to sneeze. N no I ah ah d do don't! He's head tilts back and Bob just gets closer. Ahhhh ehhhhh o oh god I I'm gonna! Hehe feeling cool now? Ahhhhhhhh I I ca can't f fight I it! Ron starts sneezeing (in a cool way). Ahhhhhhshoooooo eshoooooooo choooooooo ishooooooo ahhhhhchoooooo shoooooo I it hashooooooo t t tickles eshoooooooo I I need t to shoooooo sneeze ICHOOOOOOO ECHOOOOOO HASHOOOOOO SHOOOOO ESHOOOOO HASHOOOOOO SHOOOOO CHOOOOOO SHOOOOOO! Whoa those were huge! My ears! "Sniff sniff" that's what you get you making me sneeze! Ugh!

(In a cool way.)

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