\\\CW:SWEARING, MENTIONS OF INJURIES\\\
///TROPHY POV//
It was 6am and my alarm clock sounded so I woke up, I've got to wake up early to do my daily exercises, how else would someone so handsome like me keep their form?
I looked over to next to me and the fucking Cheesy twerp was hugging me asleep, GREAT. Now how the fuck will I get up...oh yeah.
I pushed him out of the bed and into the floor
"GAH!" Shouted Cheesy as he fell to the floor
"Hey, that wasn't a grate idea!" said Cheesy as he stood up to knee slap
"Stfu twerp." I said looking away from him
I then looked at the bed where Mic and Soap used to be
They were...GONE? They LEFT? AND THEY DIDNT TELL ME???
I COULD HAVE SLEPT ALONE???
"Where the fuck did those two twerps go." I said looking at Cheesy
"Uhhh...Idk.... I think that they...."
"Don't you dare Cheesy."
"They...."
"I will punch you if you dare to say it."
"They must've run away brie-fly" he said and knee slapped
"FUCKING RUN." I went over to him and grabbed his little cheesy-ass body and lifted it up
"OH SHIT- WAIT TROPHY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS NO NEED TO BE A COLBY-JERK ABOUT IT" he said as he tried to knee slap while in the air
"AGH!" I let him fall into the floor and he hit his head onto the bed
"AUCH!" He shouted
I looked at him and saw him hurt, oh shit did he die?
I was worried for a second but then...oh then...
"aAaAaAaA" he said painfully
Well, he is alive, not my problem anymore
I went outside the room and looked around
Everything feels off... well idc I will just go get my herbal tea now
I walked over to the kitchen and it was TAPED?!
"what the fuck happened here."
I looked inside to see why the fuck it was taped and saw Pickle and OJ looking around the kitchen
"HEY TWERPS! WHY IS THIS TAPED???" I shouted to them
"Hm? Oh it's you Trophy...well someone just attacked someone in the middle of the night" said Pickle looking at me
"We got attacked?" I asked confused
"Yeah"
"who are the stupid twerps that got attacked?" "It was Soap and Fan"
"Damm, that explains why that bitch was missing this morning"
"Missing?" Asked OJ confused as he walked his way to me
"Well Mic and Soap stayed in our room tonight and this morning they were both missing" I told them
"Mic was gone too?!"
"Un...yeah."
"Wait wait..." he said as he looked at the kitchen
"What's wrong OJ?" Asked Pickle to OJ
"I've....I've got to got!" He said and FUCKING RAN TOWARDS ME AND PUSHED ME???
"HEY!" I shouted at him but he had already left
"What the fuck is wrong with him." I said kinda whispering
"Idk man, he just looks stressed out about all of this...weird...thing...that's going on" said Pickle even tho I didn't ASK HIM?
"It was a fucking personal question I said to MYSELF. I did not want to hear you fucking talk" I said angrily
Well guess I can't take my herbal tea today, GREAT. Guess I'll just go take some photos of random stuff I can find of the hotel then, wait- OJ HAS MY FUCKING CAMERA.
Oh...GREAT! I have to visit that stupid twerp to get my camera back. LOVELY
I got up from the floor and went over to were fucking OJ has his office
I finally arrived and tried to enter but it was- LOCKED? OH REALLY?
Well I guess I'll just have to go this morning WITHOUT HERBAL TEA AND WITHOUT TAKING PHOTOS.
My daily routine is fucking broken.
Well guess I'll just go to the gym then, just hope it's not TAPED TOO.
I went over there and on my way I heard some weird chatting coming from Fan's room
Hmm...well a little bit of curiosity never killed anyone I guess
I went over to the room and started hearing the conversation
"YOU ARE GOING TO WHAT?!" I heard a voice shout angrily
"SHUSH! Don't shout or we will get caught, now I was saying that I am going to go attack Cheesy"
"wait. WHY CHEESY?"
"Because Taco wants me to attack him and I will follow her orders!"
"Are you CRAZY? What if Trophy catches you???"
"He won't, he is going to the gym also I am not the one going to go get Cheesy"
"Then who will???"
"You."
"ME?!"
"can you please just stop shouting you will attract someone's attention!"
"Sorry sorry- but why me???"
"Well firstly, you are the one that can teleport and secondly, I am injured and I think it's not a good idea for me to go since well PaintBrush suspects about me"
"but I-"
"Look, just GO if not I will tell Taco and she will pour the liquid onto you"
"Alright alright- I'll do it"
"Great, now go after Cheesy"
GO AFTER CHEESY?!?! OH HELL NAH
I ran towards my room as fast as I could while pushing some people over
THEY ARE GOING AFTER CHEESY OH FUCK.
I finally arrived to the room but IT WAS LOCKED
"CHEESY YOU STUPID TWERP OPEN THE DOOR NOW." I shouted at him but it didn't open, oh no- he was injured in the room from this morning, HE WONT BE ABLE TO DO NOTHING.
I tried opening the door with all of my force but it was worthless
I looked around and saw a chair, without asking why it was there I threw the chair into the door and tried opening the door with the chair
I did all the force I could and suddenly it opened
"CHEESY?!"
I looked around and he was not there and a note was on the bed
"Oh no-"
I took the note and read it
"Thx for giving us Cheesy, oh and we appreciate that he was already injured, that helped a lot to capture him
lots of love,
The Evil Ones"
No....NO NO NO
"FUCKING TWERPS! THEY TOOK HIM!"
I went rapidly to OJ's office
"OJ YOU STUPID BITCH! THEY TOOK CHEESY!" I shouted
I started knocking on the door angrily
Finally and after a while of waiting OJ opened the door
"What did you say Trophy?" He said calmly
"THOSE FUCKING TWERPS TOOK CHEESY" I shouted as I shoved the note into his face and entered the room
"What-" he said as he looked down and read the note
"WHAT YOU FUCKING HEARD."
He looked at the note and after some seconds of reading he looked at me
"Oh....."
He looked kinda sad and took a deep breath
"Wow I..."
Then suddenly Paintbrush burst into the room
"Look I am TRYING TO SLEEP SO GIVE ME A GOOD REASON FOR YOU TWO TO BE FUCKING SHOUTING OR I WILL GET REALLY REALLY MAD." He said while shouting at us
"Look, fucking fire-haired, gender unknown bitch. We have just gotten someone KIDNAPPED. it was MY FRIEND CHEESY. So stop getting mad about your little sleep issues" I said angrily
They looked at me in the eyes and then his eyes opened widely and they snapped back to reality
"wait....WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???"
"right now." I said
"I FUCKING KNEW IT. " He said as he went running outside of there
Well GREAT. I've lost my only friend- I mean ROOMMATE and this fucking idiotic twerp thinks he can shout at me??? And then he just...LEAVES???
I looked back at OJ
"Why the FUCK didn't you open the door before?!" I said while looking at OJ
"I was busy- I have a lot of work you know?"He said
"Well next time OPEN IT." I said angrily and left
I started thinking of what just happened, they took Cheesy...wow...what a bad choice tho
I fucking hate that I had to hear that stupid conversation... why did I even stay up listening instead of going to help Cheesy anyways?!
Wait...that conversation...who was chatting in there?
Im sure it was Fan and....wait...FAN
IT MUST BE FAN THE ONE THAT ATTACKED CHEESY!
That stupid twerp is going to die...
I went running to Fan's room again and bursted inside
"YOU." I shouted
I then looked inside and Fan and Paintbrush where there?
"What the. What the fuck are YOU doing here Paintbrush?"
((All puns were written by: Mr.Cheese! :D))
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