The Black Infectious Thingy | Inanimate Insanity AU |

(30)The "Evil" Ones

\\\CW: SWEARING, MILD MENTIONS OF DEATH\\\
///MICROPHONE POV///
"Mic!"
"huh?!" I fell to the floor after someone shouted at me
"Woah. Ive got to add that to your wiki."
"Oh- Fan- it's just you"
"Yeah, well, Taco says she wants you to meet her"
"Wha- Why?-"
"She said that she wanted you to come with me and the rest of the TEO so we could discuss our next attack's plan"
"Oh- Can I not go?"
"Absolutely not."
"Well shit. Agh fine we can go"
"Great! Uhhh I'll need for you to use your bowtie"
"Oop- alright? How do I-"
Fan came closer to me and touched the bow tie and a big flash of light appeared!
we suddenly appeared in the TEO base!
"WOAH WHAT THE!!-"
"We are here!" Said Fan kind of shouting as he opened a door to enter the actual base
"How did we-" I looked around confused
how did we EVEN get teleported???
"Are you going in or?" Said Fan as he was about to enter the room
"Uh- yeah yeah-" I said and approached him
"Hello everyone were here!" Said Fan as he waved while entering the room
I entered too and saw all of the people that I had seen the last time I came here but this time
Paper was missing and had been replaced with Cheesy
"Hi there Mic!" Said the Cherries as they waved at me
"oh, hello Cherries" I said as I smiled at them as nicely as I could
I dont like being here
"Mic, you can go wander around the base if you want, im going to get tell Taco that we are all here"
"Not all of are like here tho" I turned around and saw Salt looking at Fan
"what do you mean that not everyone is here?" said Fan with a really confused face
"Paaperrr iss Miisinggggggg" said Tissues as he looked badly at Fan
"oh." said Fan
"sooooo... can I leave and be back when Paper is back or?-" I asked nervously
"no." said Fan looking at me badly
"well its Paper he is not like IMPORTANT" said Salt annoyed
"yeah but." tried saying Fan but he got interrupted by Cheesy
"but nothing! are we REALLY going to wait for Paper to finish kissing his boyfriend when we could be killing people?!" He said
the Cherries hit him in the elbow
"ouchie." Said Cheesy as he backed up a little bit
"what do you mean with 'kissing his boyfriend'?" said Fan as he approached him
"uhHHhHHhhh...ASK BOX!" he put box in front of him covering himself with it
Fan grabbed box and put them to the side
"hey be gentle with Box that they aren't un-boxable, even if it looks like they are they can still break!" said Cheesy in a half jokingly way
"what did you mean with-"
Taco then entered the room
SHIT- WHAT DO I DO-
"hello everyone, please sit down in your places" said Taco calmly
where do I go???
Should I uhhhhh-
Suddenly I heard my name be called
"Mic" said Taco as she looked over to my side
"uhhh...yeah?" I answered
Oh my god why is she talking to ME-
"thanks for coming"
"you're uhhhh welcome?" I said really confused
Why did she just say that????
Fan then grabbed me by my arm and sat me down in a puff chair that was surprisingly... really comfortable to sit in?-
"well, onto the first issue of the night" said Taco as she sat down
"PaAper iss MisSing" shouted Tissues in an ANNOYING voice
"Oh...Well ummm..." she looked over to where Tissues was
"You're going to go get him now"
"Bu- I don't know where he is sooooo I can't"
"Neither do I, that's YOUR problem, you shouldn't have talked if you didn't want to go"
Wow. Taco is still that mean?
"I know where he is" said Cheesy as he smiled
"You do? Well then, you're going too"
"Oh come on don't make me like a tree and leaf" he said as he knee slapped
Everyone looked at him badly and then Taco started talking again
"Cheesy, go to the hotel with Tissues and go find where the hell did paper-based idiot go"
"Alright then. no need to be cheesy about it tho" he said and just about when he was going to knee slap he got teleported
"God, like FINALLY" said Salt
Everyone looked at each other
"Uhhhh...sooooooo...can we go now or?" I said nervously, please I just want to leave already
"No, we are going to plan the next attack"
"Even with 3 members gone?" Said the Cherries from afar
"Yes, even with 3 members gone, now FAN had a plan so let's all just listen to him for a while alright?"
Fan stood up and looked around
"Ok for this plan it's easy, Mic-"
"Me?!" I said interrupting him
"Yes. You, well as I was saying...Mic, YOU will convince OJ to do a party"
"A party about what?"
"Yes, great, just KEEP interrupting me, it's no big deal it's not like I AM TRYING TO EXPLAIN this to you of anything."
"Oh- uhhh Sorry sorry, continue"
"Thank you, now uhhhh... I don't know so you'll have to figure that one out yourself"
MYSELF??? Are you kidding me like WHY-
"When you convince OJ about the party you have to wait until everyone is at the party place, AND once everyone is inside you tell us and we will come and attack!"
"Soooo- what's the party going to be about?"
"I dunno" Fan responded
"That's a great plan Fan, now, Mic I'll need you to follow me so I can discuss the plan privately with you, does that sound fine?" Said Taco as she looked at me
PRIVATELY???? IS SHE GOING TO MURDER ME OR SOMETHING?????
"Uhhhhhhhhhh....SURE!" I said but in reality I DIDNT WANT TO-
"Ok, follow me to this room please"
Someone please safe me I'm going to get MURDERED tonight-
I followed Taco to the room next door and she closed the door
This is it. This is the end
I lived a happy life...kind of.
No. Mic don't give up just yet you've already made her loose, you can do that AGAIN
You just gotta-
"So....Mic" said Taco approaching a table that had tea on it
IM GOING TO DIE.
"Want some tea?"
"Uhhhhh...no thank you-"
"Your loss, now, you might be wondering why you are here, am I right?"
"Yeah?-"
"Well you want to know right?"
"Yeahhhhhh-"
"Well, I just thought about an excuse you could do for the party"
THE EXCUSE??? THATS ALL IM HERE FOR???
"Which one?"
"Well, we can get Paper to stay with OJ and convince him that he is nice then Paper will go tell everyone in the hotel that he is back to normal and then you-"
"I tell them to do a party in honour of Paper being back!"
"Oh? You seem to be following me...well yeah that's basically the point"
She then grabbed her cup that I think was full of tea
"So, why did you have to tell me this on private?"
"Uhhhhh...."
She started drinking tea but she drank it so nervously and weirdly...that tea must be burning her tongue for her to be drinking it like that
"Taco?"
She stopped drinking and looked at me
"Yeah?-"
"Did you hear what I just asked you?"
"No?-"
I sighed and told it to her again
"I SAID, why did you have to tell me this on private?"
Is she deaf or smth.
She stopped drinking the tea a little bit more relaxed and looked at me
"I just wanted you to look like you came up with it yourself Of course!"
"Oh. Well thank you? I guess?"
"It was only that haha."
"Sooooo am I allowed to leave now or?"
"OH YEAH YEAH"
She got up and opened the door for me
While I was exiting the room I heard her speak
"You'll have to say that when OJ and Paper tell you about Paper not being evil anymore ok?"
"I got it!" I said as I exited the room and she closed the door for me
PHEW well that was a scary experience-
I really thought I was gonna die in there haha
Hahaha...
Haha-
God why am I like this.
I really need to get my old diary or even a new one so I can write my feeling out again
But this time I need a lock for it.
Be cause I am NOT taking the risk of what happened last time
Now what should I do now-
Am I supposed to go somewhere?
Eh, Im just going to go search for Fan so we can go both back to the hotel and then just wait until Paper does his part of the plan