Mission Impossible

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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NINJAGO OR THE CHARACTERS, JUST THE PLOT!

Hello everyone! We're back again! Hurray! Okay, so I think this took a while to get out, and I apologize greatly for it. This one shot was a request from @AestheticStory_Cathe! I hope this lives up to your expectations! 🥺 and I hope Kai isn't OOC. Honestly, I was thinking about making Lloyd test his abilities on someone, but then it would probably be a ship one shot. Now let's begin!
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                                     Lloyd's POV

I nervously walk up to Kai's door as I glance at my watch.

Still on time.

I breathe out a nervous sigh as I bring my fist up, before lightly knocking on Kai's door. On the other side of the door, I can hear quiet shuffling, along with slight whispers, as they're footsteps get louder.

I take a step back just as Kai opens his door. He wears a large grin on his face, as I rub the back of my neck nervously.

"H-hey!" I stutter.

"Hey, glad you could make it. Come on in," he prompts.

"O-of course," I say quickly as I shuffle inside his room, as Kai lightly shuts the door behind me.

"Alright, so class begins. I'll call this class.... Mission Impossible," he jokes.

"Kai. Does the name really matter?" I glare.

"Yes! It does! It adds pizzazz, but I guess some people don't appreciate positive thinking," he laughs playfully before I lightly chuckle.

"Ok now, getting to business. We all know why we are here correct?" Kai asks, as if he's talking to multiple people. He might be letting this get to his head....

"Correct," I smile.

"Good! Then let's let Dating Class 101, commence!" He grins as he claps his hands together. "Here, catch!"

I yelp in surprise as Kai tosses me a round beach ball. I scramble to catch it, to make sure it doesn't fall on the ground. Once I grab it, I realize something... somewhat odd.

"Kai...? Why does this beach ball have a face on it...?" I ask curiously.

"Because, that's going to be your test dummy. Along with this," Kai grins. He then goes into his bathroom, as I hear a ton of rustling. In the mean time, I stare at the beach ball in front of me.

It's eyes were pretty poorly drawn, as they seemed to represent human eyes. At least, that's what I think. It's nose is a small 'L,' with a lopsided pair of lips. On the top lip, it says 'kiss,' on the bottom it says 'me.' I lightly gag in disgust, as I start to regret my decision of 'dating lessons.'

"This will be your dating partner!"

I'm snapped out of my horrid thoughts as Kai strolls out of the bathroom, holding something I never wanted to see.

A huge hospital skeleton.

"Um K-Kai? Why do you have that in your room? In fact, do we know if this is a good idea? What if someone sees us?" I ask nervously as I start to shift on Kai's bed.

"For your first question, don't ask. Your second, it's a great idea! Your third, no one will see us because everyone is out of the Monestary. Now, pucker up," he grinned as he brought the Skeleton even closer to me.

I swear I'm starting to sweat, as beads of water start to fall down my face as he brings it toward me.

"Okay, so step 1. How do you ask to kiss a girl. Presuming you want to date a girl right....?" He asked.

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